Is the gun to shoot yourself or others ?.....If it is for others you have problems, you cannot even reach these people on the phone let alone shoot them..
So your day just got worse you will have to shoot yourself, I doubt you will need a semi automatic for that, just the one bullet should do the job.

Is Battlefield Earth the one where Travolta is walking around looking like Lauaki?

I was just going to spray a few rounds off at anyone.

Well that is a different matter then....

The professional in me say's that is not such a good idea



Go for a run...oh forgot you have a dodgy foot (god it is a bad day for you), right plan B kick a cat (not keen on cats myself)

[uAnd [/uthe Newcastle Knights team have "Aqua Duck"for you to square up against. That's like a superhero bird. Your rather British bowtie thing better have some special powers. Aqua Duck's got a surfboard and a necklace with a magical shark's tooth.

Has anyone had their Wisdom teeth out? I'm having trouble with one of mine. My dentist has refered me to have it surgically removed, she's explained what will happen to me & it didn't sound too bad, but I reckon she was lying!

My sister had hers out one Christmas Eve.

Watching her trying to eat her lunch the next day was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Watching that "Mummy" programme, said to Ms. Terrorist; "Oh, this is that thing where they mummify a bloke".

She replied; "Is he dead?"

Thought as much.







Sounds like something my brother would say.

Good morning.

I'm feeling a little bit soppy this morning. It's my oldest sons 6th birthday & I'm just watching him read all his birthday cards to his little brother, it's just so nice. Where does the time go? <sigh>

Ahem. Anyways I have a fun packed day ahead starting with Sonic Screwdrivers & Lego & ending with Bowling & Pizza Hut.

Sayonara.

Nice. Have a lovely time.

Lovely, pictures?

Update on cinema-going, Contagion wasn't too bad, not your usual panic driven disater movie. More like a run down on what could happen if a virus really starts to spread, just keep away from banana-flavoured pork!

Battlefield Earth featured john Travolta as some sort of huge alien (B Baird, yes, passing resemblence to Lauaki) it has been on TV once or twice. Should you ever come across it stop watching after 20 minutes, any more and you want to rip your eyeballs out.

Sandra if you ever get hold of the requested gun, can I borrow it?

Filth. And it's half term!

I bet I am in a minority but I thought Top Gun was dead boring.

Most things involving Tom Cruise are.

Luckily for "Top Gun", "Days Of Thunder" came along.

He's a rubbish little squirt.

As an aside,one of my all time favourite films is "Sin City".




loads of good quotes.My fave......
"Your making a big mistake pal....a big mistake"
"No,you made the big mistake,you didn`t flush."

I know a few people who [ireally[/i liked the film, but I was quite disappointed when I finally got around to watching it. I just didn't get it, I think.

I didn't like it, too slow and dull and the sexy bits were too dark.

I'm sensing a little frustration in your last few post dum-dum. Don't worry we are all the same after a baby. It's just not high on the list for a while.

Just an observation

I like vans that cut you up who have there mobile phone number for their business stencilled on them.

You can ring them up and tell them off.

Ah but they're not really interested are they u can just imagine u ring the office to complain about been cut up on the road and the receptionist saying yes sir of course sir we will have a word yet really the v's are going up on the other side of the phone

Sorry, should have clarified, it has to be a mobile phone number, then you can shout at the van driver.