Later on you can also mow people down with one of those mobility scooters or skin others ankles with a shoppingbag on wheels.

Explain then monkey nuts- I no how all the others work apart from that one.

how does he do all the other stuff then

Ah, I see, lovely place Wharfedale, too busy now though, and full of Satanists.

It'd take a lot for me to leave West Yorkshire.

I'm staying in all weekend, chuffed to bits, haven't had a weekend at home, just the two of us with nowt to do for months.

Ms. Terrorist has been a bridesmaid as a child, hilarious pictures, pink gowns with some sort of frilly leg warmer things.

Surely at your age with kids you're matron of honour?

Ms. Terrorist was then a sort of matron of honour for one of our (now ex) friends, she really didn't want to do it and was in denial until about three days before hand. This was also an Asian wedding at that big hotel on Piccadily Gardens in Manc. The room holds about a thousand people and the couple were led in by a little boy playing a drum followed by Ms. Terrorist and the best man. God it was funny, wish I had the video.

2 of the other bridesmaids are also married/seperated with kids & we are all around the same age, so I guess she's trying to be diplomatic. She also point blank refuses to have anything resembling a traditional Asian wedding, which I think is very mean as I would love to wear a sari. Some people are soooo selfish.

Whats happend to Roopy? Have we upset him? Come back Roooooopppy!

But if it was traditional, it would probably be dry and no Wedding is palatable sober. The one we went to was dry, well apart from all the Asian people swigging pints of Stella whilst I nursed my fizzy water. Good curry though, terrible ice cream, that stuff is awful.

My father was an English sailor during WW II.
He joined up when he was 14.
He told the story of how the captain of the first ship he was on was as camp as a row of tents, and the older sailors made him work in the engine room so they could hide him away from the captain.

That post was about stuff being talked about several pages back BTW (homosexuality in the navy) - i haven't been in here for 4 days or so - working nights till last night.

Well it's nice to have a hobby. Terrible fashion sense though, all that black cloak, hoodie stuff and nasty stabby daggers. Strange hours as well I believe, midnight at the sacrificial altar etc..

Have a nice weekend, just you and Mrs Terrorist.

its obviously had an effect on you the way you were talking about sinbad last week

people have been worried about you wondering were you've been

Cheers, you too, and we will, just about to make a curry, Montes Alpha Chardonnay cork popped.

Other board have end of season awards, should we?

I think we should.

Favourite poster - Smokey TA

Most unwelcome - Mrs Barista
Runner up - SmokeyTA

You're not voting, we'll do that later, suggest categories.

Riled me, play the game properly.

How about one for having the most knowledge of lamps.
or
Best at mystically appearing when his/her name is called.

Quotadex Queen/Best Barista
Best Mod after Mild Rover
Worst Foodie Snob
Most favouritest Poster

OK, the interest is there, we don't want to pollute the beauty that is chat thread where everyone gets along and is fuelled with lashings of ginger beer (have you had that Crabbies stuff, lovely, but wrong) with what may involve some vitriol.

I'll start a new thread, no further discussion on here.

Started two threads in one day, never start threads me, nowt to say innit.

Even been posting on The Wrong Side Of The Chocolate Rivers Tributary's board. Don't like that though, not sure why, I'll stop soon. I'm being reet good on there.

Loving Bonobo at the moment. That is not a spelling mistake stupid Firefox, a Bonobo is a great ape.

Morning.



All work and no play this weekend.

Hope everyone else has a belter.

Good to see you bringing the greetings over.

Buongiorno.

Where you working at?

I used to work weekends, for about fifteen years, it's rubbish, particularly on a Bank Holiday weekend.

BTW, Leeds are recruiting social workers. No Spiders in Leeds though I'm afraid.

Question for Fanta Pants Ranga.

If one half of my heel has gone sort of numb and feels as if something is sliding around underneath the skin, is also a little painful an uncomfortable does this mean I've knacked my Achilles?

My neighbour had the tree in the middle of this photo removed (the tallest one).

Cost him $2000AUS.

Young blokes with chainsaws climbed up it and cut it down about 15 foot at a time.