i dont want to question your taste in men but even on a ginger scale he would be lucky to get a 3 out of 10

Oh my god, you're gay!?

I'd like to question ur taste in men

think that unfair towards welham he is certainly not the ugliest in the squad he got a nice smile, if were talking of the nice looking ones defo galea and Clinton.

Clinton's appalling dress sense instantly rules him out. The last time I saw him he was wearing a shirt that resembles a tea towel I nearly dried my hands on him.

not gay just stating the obvious

how come you were following clinton around with wet hands

good point actually

Yer so why were ur hands wet Sandra, and actually wen I last saw him in wait for it morrissons he lucked kinda rugged, so I decided to chase him round the store needless to say I cudnt catch him up

Ginger or not Kris is definitely a 7, he has a lovely face & I bet he's quite buff under that shirt.
Don't start picking on the gingers

im not going to comment on welham anymore as dum dum said its starting to sound a bit gay

how many players have you stalked round morrisons

Bloody loads

bit hard not to really wen they all live around here

so its just by chance then going about your daily business

Yep tried getting a job in morrisons but the rovers players put a petition together god knows why

well said LLR orrible lot arnt they

Is Les West really a guitar god?

I'd like to hear the evidence.

Scratch that, it appears he is, I'm showing my ignorance.

He also won The Milk Race but that might have been a different bloke.

Higgs Boson. What's that all about, then?

work out a way to negate it and Weighchers will go out of business overnight.

Gags only work when they're you own, Neil HFC, you're very welcome here but that's not your gag.

Not that it's my place to welcome or reject you, from what I've seen you're a very nice fellow.

No concept of ownership me innit.

"The Interrupters" good documentary that, got a bit of a crush on Ameena.

I'm a lovely fellow, ask almost anyone.

Good morning all.

No it isn't.

Why have electricians as friends? They're always idiots, been electrocuted too many times innit.

One of my electrician friends called me at seven o'clock this morning to tell me he had managed to get his van stuck sideways between dry stone walls on a single track road after sliding on ice. What am I supposed to do about that?

'tis here.

Who's Troy Davis?