On a slight tangent... summarisers! There's been some classics.
Funniest I remember was Carl Fitzpatrick on Radio Manc.
It was a game (between who, I'm not sure), but it was being played in poor conditions, with numerous knock-ons.
Early 2nd half, quote our Carl after yet another knock on " It favvers they've bin maulin' wi sum grayse arr eyf time"
Priceless!