1. Myler will score 20+ tries for catalan and we will all be crying 'why did we let him go'
2. England will prove himself to be a decent SL prop at wakefield
3. Monaghan will score a boat load of tries for someone else... see myler
4. Lineham will be our top try scorer

with reference to 1,2,3 hell will freeze over 1st before they happen,4 is more realistic...you forgot to put in number 5 wheeler playing 2games in a row

1. Eddie H will speak with barely hidden disdain when commentating on a Wire Sky game.

how long in to the season before sky go well over board with tomkins,golden boy roby and the union convert sinfield..i`ll give it 10 seconds

Salford at home on the last day before Super 8's, Gareth O' Brien sails a drop goal over from 50 yards out in the last second to deny us a place in the top eight.

Roy does a u-turn and returns to the Northern hemisphere to play for Widnes and has a barnstorming year, becoming top try scorer and Man of Steel.

I suspect.

1. The best pre-season training ever. Tearing it up etc.
2. Fall short in both comps again but making the 8.
3. Growing criticism of Sandow.
4. Growing criticism of Smith.
5. Optimism for the new year especially with all the promising younger players.

1. At last the volume on the TANNOY at the HJ is turned down and you can hear yourself speak. Chatting to the friendly giant that always stands behind me in the South I learn that he is in fact a Bulgarian illegal immigrant, living in Padgate, and wanted on charges of mass murder at the Hague.

2. The RFL celebrate the success of getting a major daily to promote the sport of rugby league as the Daily Mail front page leads with the headline " 50,000 PACK THE HJ TO SEE THE START OF THE NEW SEASON". The article goes on to say that several hundred spectators were injured below the South stand in a stampede for fast food and that a weirdo in a wolf suit was seen molesting children.

3. Gary Wheeler runs onto the pitch for the 'Boxing Day' friendly, trips over a crisp packet, and is sidelined for the rest of the season with a dislocated knee joint, ripped ankle ligaments and two broken ribs.

4. TS gives his first post match reaction at Workington following the pre-season friendly " Yeh, yeh, (swigs bottled water) there were lots of good things, but we didn't have much luck with the bounce of the ball. To be fair, there was not much between the sides it was just the 12 tries that we conceded in the second half that turned the match".

5. Wire finish 5th in SL but don't reach a final. SJM announces the departure of TS and after a campaign by a Warrington taxi driver, Chris Bridge is announced as the head coach for 2017.

Public address system

We will play Catalans away on....?

THE HOOF

As a Leeds fan if we don't win the super league next year I really hope it's Warrington, long over due and Tony smith always been a great coach and class individual. Be great if you stuffed Wigan in the final as well.

Interesting word TANNOY. Comes from the company, Tannoy Ltd. They used a rectifier in their early loudspeaker made from 'Tantalum alloy' and used an abreviation of the two words. Other examples include BIT from 'binary digit' and Les Cats from Les Catalan Dragons.

Are you Alan partridge

Following the England RU world cup embarrassment a government enquiry will conclude that the RL is to blame
Consequently RL will be banned and Sam Burgess will be deported to Australia.

5. Westerman to win POTY award.

yes it does appear we have signed westerman

Wire will have a player head and shoulders above any player in the league and not only will he not get MoS he won't even make the dream team.

Tony Smith will um and ah through an interview saying how unlucky we are and not see a single thing the 15k people in the stadium saw.

Players the play well in the backs will be dropped a week later for someone who doesn't play as well, a poor performance by a back will see him as an automatic pick for next week.

Agar gets the blame every week even though the buck stops with Smith.

Atkins will still try to offload on the 1st with 13 players on his back and not a single Wire player in support.

Uber fans will not criticise the team no matter how bad but will tell you how bad of a fan you are for nit being a happy clapper.

Some good points, BTW are you a script writer for 'Allo 'Allo?

bloody autocorrect

The greatest ever rugby league try is scored at the HJ involving all 13 wire players, yet only a few hundred see it as most of the crowd have their backs to the pitch on their mobile phones

I don't understand, are you saying that fans who support their team regardless consider themselves to be above or superior to others?

Most if not all on here take other points of view in their stride agreeing or not, your posts have been good but I haven't noticed any posters who think they are better than the next, just plain difference of opinion.

The last two seasons have not been good I've had a good moan but I wouldn't criticise because of the belief I now have in the club especially Smith, Simon Moran and the future.

There used to be a bunch on here who called others "neanderthals" etc when criticising the club pre-Smith. A self selecting bunch of know-alls.

Before my time on here then cheers I didn't understand, yeah differences of opinion make the forum not I'm right you're wrong opinions.