1/ The Dancing Drunk Of Chester Road:

Normally starts his day off on Walton Drag before dancing his way down Chester Road, sometimes accompanied by his apprentice "Guitarman". His day consists of dancing to music in his headphones, then getting drunk and finally to verbally abusing passers-by.
His abode is reputedly a campsite on the banks of the Mersey and cell number 2 at Warrington police station. He is regulary seen on a saturday night, helping the police with their inquiries, and consequently being helped into a Black Mariah for his efforts.
Without doubt, he is the most decorated man in Warrington, racking up an impressive number of warnings, arrest warrants and ASBOs.

2/ The Seargeant Major:

Not much is known into his background or lifestyle, but he can regulary be seen goose-stepping down Folly Lane, Lovely Lane and Bewsey Road. He has the art of marching and facing leftwards down to a tee, whilst saluting passing buses. Not be seen for a while, but thanks to Classified Information that appeared on the Wikileaks website, he is alledged to be currently in Northern Finland teaching Guerkhas how to use a Kukri. The MOD, neither confim nor deny this story.

3/ Rude Boy

Highly secretive and little-known character, who appears 3 days a week at the college on Museum Street. Pork-pie hat, white shirt, black tie, black jacket, black trousers, white socks and black pods and smokes John Player number 6 very cooly, whilst listening to Secret Affair on his I-pod.

4/ Angry Man

The fittest bloke in Warrington by Far. Never lets a minute of daylight pass him by, without walking in it. Has been seen walking from the Badlands of Dallam, to the rolling meadows of Lymn, wearing his trademark wooly hat. He regulary walks around aimlessly and with no purpose, and normally having a very loud conversation with himself, throwing his arms around at the same time. Most mental health experts put this down to years of drink and drug abuse, but 1 eminent psychologist writing in this months edition of "The Lancet" said, "that the root cause of the problem could have come from being exposed to Warrington RLFC from the age of 6,then the problem became worse when the club started to win trophies. Obviously, his brain could not cope with this and his problems have rapidly deteriorated ever since." Though every mental health expert agrees that these symptons of walking around aimlessy, with no purpose, talking rubbish and incoherently is known as "Arsenal Al Syndrome".

Angry Man was last seen on Longford Island having an argument with a traffic light.

You mention them four people and no mention of the world famous "Johnny Warbo" shame on you!!

Where's Stan the Man ?

What about Jock AKA PegLeg, who used to work, or more accurately, roam in Warrington cemetry????

purple aki. Every boys worst fitness instructer nightmare. Star jump, push up and bicep feeling extroadinaire also seen around the saint helens, wigan and widnes areas.

Purple Aki is but a young novice when you compare his antics to the shenanigans of Woolston's own Pete the Feet.

Not quite as mad as some of the other mentioned characters but there is a man who runs down Poplars Ave without fail every day in a pair of trainers and, brown pants and light brown shirt. The same clothes every day.... !

Don't know if he has a Batman style wardrobe or he never washes them or washes them everyday....!

get A life the lot of you.