Right, being that I haven't really cared enough about most things to post on here that often, I dont understand something.

Why in the world do i have Stevo's Armpit written under my name?

I want to be Eddie Hemming's wig.

Please advise!

More Posts you er....Post the more that little statement changes. Think its Stevo's Armpit then Eddie Hemmings Wig after about 50 posts. So get typing.....

Awesome

Once i become the wig im outta here. Its like a life goal!

The key difference is that Eddie's wig is likely to get blown away on a windy day, whereas Stevo's armpit is likely to blow YOU away on a warm day.

You pays your money and you takes your choice...

On a slightly related subject, I saw Eddie Hemmings doing his weekly big shop in Morrisons in Warrington. He certainly look better on camera than off it.

Sorry, that's left me with this strange image of Eddie Hemmings riding round Morrison's on a tv camera like it's a horse

He's Massive aint he (height wise

) .... I just didnt expect him to be as tall as he is. Abit like Paul Cooke.......

And me with an even stranger one of what if it had been Stevo riding the camera...

What was he getting?

What sort of washing powder does he use?

What shower gel does he buy?





I'm not a stalker

Special stuff that doesn't affect black hair dye apparently.



Be honest, you lurrrve him!

Gangsta Massiv? Did he have a crew? God this is a surreal conversation

I did put in (Height Wise

)

I wrote that to try and avoid the the gangsta massive/massive cock/too much cake massive comments. No such luck.

Seriously though if any of you ever see him not ont telly (I hear Warrington Morrisons is a good location to spot him) you'll be suprised. Big Lanky Bugger he is.

I remeber seeing a cauliflower and that's all (no idea why)
Ijust remember thinking he looked a scruffy herbert