I've been left in charge of feeding Puig Auberts three pussies while he's on holiday for two weeks, I've already forgotten to do it on two days out of three but as they live feral I think they'll be killing anything that moves around here for food at the moment.
Anyone with very small children in the LS16 area, best keep them indoors for a few days while I fatten these cats back up.
I haven't a clue what I'm feeding though, a black one turned up yesterday while I was opening the packets, wolfed four packets of fish slime down then buggah'd off - a ginger and white one turned up today, I laid out four plates of food on the patio and it sampled all of them before going for the prawns.
By the time he gets back I'll be feeding every cat in Cookridge round the back of his house, hope he's left enough food.
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