Who would it be?

For me it would be myself!

Anyone, I don't care, as long as I was standing.

Okay maybe not you Damo.

party politics the former grand national winner

Stuart Cummings so I then could hear him telling the onfield official to Rob the visiting team and hand the game to Leeds, just like Thaler and Bentham have done in the past three weeks.

DIRTY CHEATING WHINOS

That was a genuine LOL. Comedy genius at it's very best

Mick Gledhill, seeing a guy have a mental breakdown standing next to you could be amusing

If its the ref that gives us the decision how can you blame us for cheating?!

Ditto – I’d love to watch Mick mentally crumbling as the points rack up against the Bulls. Sat their vainly clutch his Billy Hills betting slip – muttering in a faint and deluded voice “…next week, we’ll do it next week”.

Not next to, but I'd like to stand behind Rob Burrow, might be able to see then

Plus it'd mean he wasn't on the field which would have to be a plus for any away team

*Pulled from RA&B*

Bradford coach Steve McNamara has thrown in the towel on the eve of the Bulls' engage Super League clash with Brian Noble's Wigan.

The Bulls are certain to miss out on the play-offs for the first time after winning just six of their first 19 matches and McNamara insists there's more chance of hell freezing over than the Bulls making the cut.

"I certainly think with the personnel we have got, we've got no chance of making it," he said.

"We need to knock off the game this week and each game from there on in to see us through to our holidays.

"The side is crap. This side might be disappointed with its performances but we don't intend to put it right."

Wigan are one of three teams locked on 20 points but are on a roll after winning their last three games and go to Odsal looking to complete the double following a 44-10 win at the JJB Stadium in March.

Bradford, on the other hand, have lost their last four matches and McNamara is anything but confident they can kickstart their campaign against his predecessor's team.

"Obviously we have under performed in recent weeks and I doubt that will change on Sunday," he said.

"In all the recent games we have been utterly clueless in large parts and we have been able to continue like it.

"We have a $hite bunch of players out there who are ready to go on the pi$s once the match is over."

Noble, who steered the Bulls to five consecutive Grand Final appearances before crossing the Pennines, said whilst laughing uncontrollably: "This is a fixture I look forward to.

"It's an awful place to play rugby league but an easy place to go win at. I've watched their last three games and by God they're crap. I'm just so glad I'm not still there."

"They've got some good cheerleaders though and I was particularly impressed with what young Haley is doing round the back. She looks very sharp."

Very good.

Kevin Sinfield.

My Granddad. He took me to my first games at Headingley when I was a youngster (North Stand Paddock).
He never met the Mrs (born in Scotland, raised in Cornwall, complete and utter RL convert and season ticket holder for years now) and to have them both at game would be kind of special.
Also love to watch a game with Gus Gould, I know he loves every word from his own mouth but I'd like to hear his take on a Rhinos team (reckon you could have a few laughs and hear some top tales).

Gledhill had his text read out on Radio Leeds by JD, something about needing an ambulance at Odsal, that was when the scores were level, safe to say Mick wont have been happy with what happened next!