This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

I'm not following you.

Who's dead? Bang? Mc F?

I'm not dead because I'm writing this.

I'm not dead holmes. Watz dis choker chattin bout yo?

Luxury!

I 'ave to get up out of shoebox (where I live) at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. I eat two bits of cold gravel, work twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when I get home my Dad beats me with a broken bottle.

luxury.

I'm on the dole.

By your own choice !!!

Ugh. Colleagues cant keep up. All had too much to drink. I'm the first in work. Sack the lot of em.

Righttt........
I had to get up in the morning at 10 o clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work 29 hours a day down t'mill, and pay t'mill own provision to come to work and when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves singing allyua........

You tell that to the kids of today.........

...They won't believe ya.

Never realised Christopher Reeves was a parrot, I mean I've seen him in a colourful outfit but I always presumed it was some sort of Lycra, didn't know it was plumage.

Every days a school day.

I couldnt be bothered editing it and it would have rather spoiled the sketch!!

Just cancelled my Sky. Loved it. Had right arguement with the lad trying to keep me on.

Mr Fields celebrity friends are on ITV now.

Wish I had celebrity friends.

Ask Frosties if you can lend some of his.

Jane McDonald wore a green dress to her wedding. McFerrari told me that. Conacts.

And who's to blame for that?

You.

You already told me in the past on the sin bin you had no desire to find work. You're comfortable in the lifestyle you currently lead.

All these snide remarks and innuendo about meeting producers etc....come on, quit living in a fantasy world and step into the real world.

There must be some options for you career wise and in the mean time you can get a job and start to earn some money and gain experience.

You ought to have a look at a more recent post on the sinbin if its there by the morning..

Damo on that 'unemployed' thread in the Sin Bin...

Marvelous work kid, keep it up.

Cheers for your support. I know I get very annoying on here at times (especially on the sinbin) of which hasn’t helped my case for support. But still I’m in the right

Idunno Damo. Juice is starting to make me think otherwise of you...

I don’t let your opinion of Jord affect me?



It’d be boring if we all had the same opinions of each other.

I see what you've done there. Fighting for friendship, I like that.

I'll keep you DBoy.

I wont have a sleepless night now thanks.

Gotta go to bed now because I’ve broke my glasses. My sister got me to do a bit of exercise didn’t she?

They came riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight off and smashed.

Have a good new years eve buddy! xD