What???

I’ve had a lucky few days with my spending although I’m going over the limit next week after promising myself I’ll keep to £30 spending max.

Yeah you heard right brosef. Over £3. Could definitely see why all the geeks love it there. Full of them last night. My mate bought most the beer cos he was rich.

Geeks who get kicks out of having dinner with the queen and that?

You ever been in that Electric press place on Millennium Square. They sell Champaign for over 2K!!!!!!!

That’s a years out money for me.

Yeah went past The Press last night afew times, well twice, looks exspensive. Wouldn't dare. Mad Friday wasn't it last night? Mad Friday that wasn't even mad. It was utter dire.

The Press is just a court yard for London Rejects who couldn’t make it in the big city. Bet its full of some right losers whose Rolex is they one minute gone the next.

Anything that gets over promoted always lets you down. Never lives up to the hype. Forget mad Friday its going to be a mad decade next year woohoooooo.

No it’ll probably be moderate

I was close to not paying for that pint in Mef. Choked on air when she said the price. Stick & Twist. Tuborg. Smashing pint. £1.99 I think?

I would of stuck to tap water and bough something cheap and nasty from the offy and replace it mix them both. Or even better downed the water and replace it with that said offy booze.

My mates have sneaked they own drinks into pubs lots of time. Not got caught once!

Girls do it all the time. Or the ones I know do. Stick a little bottle of voddy in their bags and just buy pop. Ace word that - pop.

It is mainly girls and an Australian who we sometimes go out with who do that with us.

Yeah I like the pop sound when your popping bubble wrap. Something I hope to be doing if its around any of my presents this Christmas. I don’t like the facebook message pop though.

Ive turned the FaceyB pop right off. I ignore everyone anyway. So rude.

Facebook chat scares me because it means I have to think on the spot. Sometimes I get it all wrong and people fall out with me. We all made up now though..

Bored. What will town be like tonight? Dead & dead cold? Hmpfhph/dg/.

Can anyone name this shop? It used to be a deli. What is it now? Cheers. maps.google.com/maps?source=ig&h ... 3,,0,-0.82

Can anyone name this shop? It used to be a deli. What is it now? Cheers. maps.google.com/maps?source=ig&h ... 3,,0,-0.82

Was Talking To A Production Company Today about turning Southstander.com into a dark comedy as we have (including myself) some right characters on here. I’ll let you know if it materializes but it’ll be so funny if it does. Imagine the Adam Anderson character and approaching famous people



So many storylines to choose from

I want Wesley Snipes to play me.

Timothy Spall to play Jord Rhinosaurous


Verne Troyer to play Danny


Rupert Grint t play Loz

I want Walter Matthau to play me

I'd prefer Denzel Washington to play me.

I've been in contact with Snipes' peeps. Said they'll let me know before the weeks out. Fingers crossed huh?

Christopher Reeves will play me. Obv.

Could be a few problems getting these two to do.......................well anything

Very busy people, very busy schedules.

Im afraid they are both Ex-people

Dude what you chatting?

S'he tryna say bro?