Oh look, Dione Warwicks just gone in, hey this is exciting.

I wonder if Dione Warwick will buy a hot dog inside the stadium ?

The big news is that they may be taking the casket from the funeral service to the stadium for the concert - how cool is that - I've been to loads of funerals but they've never let us take the coffin to the p1ss-up afterwards.

I think I'll write that bit into my will.

It's tragic and awful that these events generate so much crap and so much airtime (IMHO anyway)

Jack Michaelson is dead!?

The scouse drug dealer? Good riddance I say.

Jade Goody is dead as well apparantly.

Can't believe I didn't hear about her or Jacko's death.

Bird in my carpark is dead!!

Swine flu???????

Apparantly they are not going to bury him without his brain which is having tests run on it (or, as I suspect, has been placed in cryogenic storage - they don't need to freeze the body as it's mostly non-biodegradable plastic by now anyway).

You own a car park?

Cant wait to see if it rains like that again tommorow with the fabulous facilities over Wakey.

He has the IQ of one.

sorry what is the iq of a car park?


that was pretty lame to be honest you could have said that about anything it was a cheap come back and not worthy of ths site BAN HIM!!