Anyone?

No. My bladder is in full control.

Oh yes.

aye.. very wet here.. but i have the sun stroke from yesterday so i cant move

I guess it's to cold now?

We want the sun back, right?

Gonna get out my water wheels aren't I?

People can now moan about it raining rather than being too hot.

Is this for the girls reading about G1 being sweaty?

That reason and that reason alone. I'm getting wet at the thought...

Well raining here innit?

Like rain me. I like getting caught in the rain but have no idea whether I like pina coladas.

Sorry, and boys, I wouldn't want to be accused of being sexist or homophobic.

No rain here, I can see blue skies, clouds and an Irish and a French flag all a flutter. Apparently they're saving the rain for Saturday to p1ss me off on the golf course.

I got caught in it earlier. Wearing short aswell aren't I. Don't care though, didn't get cold and won't get cold. Too hard for rain me. Doesn't even look at me rain when I walk past him in the street. Knows his place that lad.

Are they actually made of water?

Nope. Its' still hot and "muggy" despite the rain.

And I am stil sweating boys and girls.

And I am touching myself.

That must hurt compared to sweating salt water

I heard an old couple talking to an old couple on the bus earlier. Know what one of the old ladies said to the other old lady?

'Horrible this rain isn't it?'
'Oh yes, if only it was nice and warm'
'Oh if only...Like yesterday'
'Too hot yesterday I had to keep the blinds shut all day'
'Yeah, far too hot.'

Did they smell of wee?

No. Bingo halls. Old dusty run down smokey bingo halls.

Kinda horny huh?

The old dude wearing the flat cap was. You could see it in his glazed over eyes. He's a swinger, caught him eyeing up the under 65s sat opposite them afew times.

'OOooOo they don't even qualify for a bus pass yet! MMmmmm'

The dirty devil lusting after ladies who have their own teeth. He should be on the register.

Stop it you tease, you know how that turns me on!