That rain earlier. Some of the worst I've seen that like. Well bad wasn't it.

Its like that here now


Tommorow i must remember to take a coat

massive thunderstorm in Wakey about an hour ago

I think its just reaching me now

Had one in York 30 minutes ago, but my dog scared it away.

Pished it down LS12 way, then sun came out i went out for my dinner and got caught in the next shower on the way back to work.

D'oh!

Well 'ard your dog

Nah, shes called Megan. Well'ard was on Eastenders.

Has anyones Sky Digi gone all funky like a monkey? Mine is flashing coloured cubes with the sound. Went to the music channels hoping that Born Slippy or Insomnia would be on. I'd have freebased my face off.

It's like someone's re-re-remixed my sky sports news.

Mines just gone. Have the Russians statrted taking out all our satellites?

I only say this because of the footage of Putin and Obama having a "friendly breakfast" shown on the news today. Zero eye contact and awkward silence from "small man syndrome" Putin. Looks like the Cold War is back on.

I turned my box off and watched Saving Private Ryan, so, you need to turn your box off for the duration of Saving Private Ryan, otherwise the Russians will not only take out your Sky forever they'll run in and nick all your voddy too.

Do it quick! Do it now? Do you need my help cho!? I'm on my way over with Shaving Ryans Privates!

I'm watching ABC's live coverage of Michael Jacksons memorial concert on Yahoo - its tragic, just awful, a world cataclysm apparently.

Is he dead ?

Oh look, Dione Warwicks just gone in, hey this is exciting.

I wonder if Dione Warwick will buy a hot dog inside the stadium ?

The big news is that they may be taking the casket from the funeral service to the stadium for the concert - how cool is that - I've been to loads of funerals but they've never let us take the coffin to the p1ss-up afterwards.

I think I'll write that bit into my will.

It's tragic and awful that these events generate so much crap and so much airtime (IMHO anyway)

Jack Michaelson is dead!?

The scouse drug dealer? Good riddance I say.

Jade Goody is dead as well apparantly.

Can't believe I didn't hear about her or Jacko's death.

Bird in my carpark is dead!!

Swine flu???????

Apparantly they are not going to bury him without his brain which is having tests run on it (or, as I suspect, has been placed in cryogenic storage - they don't need to freeze the body as it's mostly non-biodegradable plastic by now anyway).

You own a car park?

Cant wait to see if it rains like that again tommorow with the fabulous facilities over Wakey.

He has the IQ of one.

sorry what is the iq of a car park?


that was pretty lame to be honest you could have said that about anything it was a cheap come back and not worthy of ths site BAN HIM!!