Departs outside Co-op 10 o'clock prompt, change horses at Methley and Rothwell

4/6d return, no rattles, spitting or swearing.

Are the things at the front the after-match entertainment for the Cas fans?

We joke but the trains on the Leeds - Harrogate line are not too disimilar to the carriage pictured

That's because we don't like sending our nice sparkly ones to North Yorkshire.

May I take this opportunity to remind everyone who is going on the annual outing to the big City that they need to be at their local public bathhouse for cleansing/de-lousing two hours before the tram departs. You will need a doctors certificate stating you are free from diptheria, smallpox, typhus, syphilis, yellow fever and the bubonic plague otherwise you will be turned away at the border.
A packed lunch will be provided consisting of:
Black pudding - 1 slice
Bread and dripping - 1 slice
Tripe - 3lbs
Hard Cheese - 1 hard to swallow lump
and sour grapes will be provided after the match.

May I remind you also that when travelling through Leeds it will be seen as offensive by the locals to do the following things:

Stare at motorised horseless carriages. (They are quite common here and it may be your first time seeing one)

Dribble

Point and say "ooh" when a flying metal bird goes over.

Smile (The residents of Leeds as remarkable as it sounds do posess more than two teeth)

Thank you for reading (listening to this being read out) this notice, now please enjoy our fair city.

Yours

Hubert Chuffley
Leisure and Tourism
Leeds City Council

No they are the cas props,sargent and Huby.Donkey look-alikes

... and the award for the most unused RLFans forum goes to.... Cas.

I like comedy. This thread isn't. Top notch drivel. That's what happens when clowns try to be funny.

eh?

The hilarity of this thread is surprisingly side-splitting.



....Or maybe not.

I think clowns are quite funny tbf.

I dunno, some children find them scary.

nice

Some adults do too

My. Such wit.

I know, with such 'on the pulse' cutting edge humour, it is surely a matter of time before BBC3 comes-a-knocking

We've all been over at Pontefract Infirmary having our split sides sewn up.

More wit from our buddies at Leeds.

Grow up little boy FFS.

Nice one.

If they're donkeys I'd hate to see what Korkidas is classed as.

It's just total dross. But thats where they turn round and say "lighten up". Can't lighten up to 'humour' like that as it isn't funny. Can't even classify it as sad, just dour & boring.

I think it's quite flattering that they feel it necessary to come and troll our forum, they obviously feel threatened by us in some way. You'd think after a few years of success following such a long dry spell, that they wouldn't have got bored of admiring the trophy cabinet already. I mean who knows when the next drought may strike? Or indeed how many may read this and say "Next?"