Well, it has arrived. It will be a marvellous opportunity to thank Her Majesty for her 60 years service as our queen. As some one who was born a few years after she ascended to the throne, she has provided a constant backdrop to my life and indeed to the lives of a large proportion of our nation. I think we have been lucky to have such a long-reining queen throughout these years of real change. She has enriched our lives and done so with dignity and old-fashioned British values.

Let's hope the weekend proves a great celebration of Her Majesty's service and of our sense of belonging to this great country.

Couldn't of put it better myself!

God save the Queen!

You couldn't OF?

Do you speak English?

Whoops, I made an error, when typing. My sincerest apologies.

Now let me ask you a question? Do you get out much?

Let me ask you a question. Did you get an A star at GCSE? You are barely literate.

Yes I got an 'A*' in English Literature and an 'A' in English Language. How did you get on? If you want to compare qualifications, I think you might come up short I'm afraid.

You didn't answer my question by the way.

How standards have dropped. Of, FFS.

Yes, I get out lots now my kids are old enough to look after themselves. My life is great, and and I know the difference between of and have. Sadly some don't.

My life is great too. I have better qualifications than you.

Glad we cleared that up.

Oh, good for you.

I doubt it.

But perhaps now that qualifications are given to barely literate people like you then you have a PHD,

I don't doubt it.

Oh and I believe full stops go at the end of sentences, not commas.

Seeems you must be 'barely literate' too.

Of, lolol

You are very, very stupid.

Comma and full stop is a typo.

I strongly suspect you would have little chance of matching anyone in my circle of friends when it comes to intellect. So just go and do one.

Oh right. So it is ok for you to make mistakes but not others.

I have no desire to be anywhere near your 'cirlce of friends'.

I'm the daftest.

No.

I'm the daftest.

You would have no chance as you are are not too bright, as you have demonstrated. Hope this helps.

I doubt it

But we have already established that I have better qualifications that you, so if I am not too bright then you must have the intelligence of a single cell amoeba.

I am also happier than you.

Are you 5?
Just asking.

Enough.