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Police marksmen covering the dale farm eviction were required to shoot 3 times. They won a goldfish, a teddy and an inflateable hammer
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| Quote ="rover49"Police marksmen covering the dale farm eviction were required to shoot 3 times. They won a goldfish, a teddy and an inflateable hammer'"
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My employment advisor today asked me if I’ve been looking for jobs. I responded it’s pointless because he’s dead.
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When Chris Eubank says "bithneth" that's when you know he really means business.
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The Pakistan Cricket team have issued a statement expressing their shock at the involvement of three Pakistani players in match fixing and promised to clean up their act before the 2-1 series defeat to the West Indies next year.
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What's six inches long and not being sucked anymore?
Jimmy Savile's cigar
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Suicide bombers if you really want to see 70 virgins, then simply pop down to GAME at midnight.
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| Quote ="LFCPatriotRhino"Suicide bombers if you really want to see 70 virgins, then simply pop down to GAME at midnight.'"
Haha that's a good one.
It's not mine but;
So when Gary says Frankie Cocozza has been "really concentrating on his lines this week", it's not to do with his songs? |
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Police suspect foul play in the death of Joe Frazier. They are currently grilling George Foreman.
An asteroid has narrowly missed the Earth by 201,000 miles.
Scientists have named it "Emile Heskey".
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| Quote ="Catalancs"Police suspect foul play in the death of Joe Frazier. They are currently grilling George Foreman.
An asteroid has narrowly missed the Earth by 201,000 miles.
Scientists have named it "Emile Heskey".'"
Like the second. |
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As a result of the recent death of Joe Frazier, Audley Harrison has been elevated one position in the world boxing rankings.[size=50
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What is six inches long and makes a man groan as soon as a woman touches it?
A gear stick.
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Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread.
'It's not what it looks like', I pleaded.
'Well, what is it then?' she asked with a puzzled look on her face.
'A woman', I replied.
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I woke up this morning, with the itchiest ar53 imaginable, and asked my wife what it was
"ringsting" she replied.
"Why?" I said "what's that pretentious Geordie git gonna know?"
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Barman says 'We don't serve neutrinos here'.
A neutrino walks into a bar. (geddit?)
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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.
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| Quote ="vbfg"Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.'"
All these jokes about Fatima Whitbread have to stop. That's someone's son |
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| Quote ="justarugbyfan"Quote ="vbfg"Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.'"
All these jokes about Fatima Whitbread have to stop. That's someone's son
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Don't think it was, was it?  |
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Had a pelican bhuna last night. It was delicious but the bill was massive.
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| Quote ="roversmad"Don't think it was, was it?
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| Quote ="justarugbyfan"Explain?'"
Sigh..................You quoted a joke which was irrelevant to your joke.  |
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| What's the difference between a female mudfish and a male mudfish?
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| Quote ="roversmad"Sigh..................You quoted a joke which was irrelevant to your joke.
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