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| Previous Thread >>>> [url=http://viewtopic.php?f=11&t=441297&start=1005[size=120Here[/size[/url
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| I recently got chatting to a lass on an internet dating site.
As I quite like a girl to be 'curvy', I was really looking forward to meeting her when she told me she was a size 16.......
......never realised until I met her that she was talking about her f*****g feet!!!!
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| ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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| I won the euro millions last week and bought a large Indian bank and an Indian mobile phone network. I have opened the call centres and helplines in Newcastle....let's see how they like it.
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| Some drunk bloke approached me yesterday; "Scuse me mate, do you know where the other side of the road is?"
I said "Yeh mate, it's over there"
He said "Jesus Christ, some b***stard's sent me over here!"
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| Congratulations to Rangi Chase who, at tonight's Man of Steel awards picked up both "best overseas player" and 'best British player'!
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| The Mrs and I decided to go out for a night on the tiles last night, We walked past a sy new restaurant in the Centre of Chester. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible ?"she commented I agreed, the smells were delicious. Being the nice guy I am I thought "Sod it I'll treat her" So we walked past it again.
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| Both Jack Rodwell and Amanda Knox have had their decisions overturned this week. One has wasted 4 years of their life, trapped and unable to further their career....and the other one's been in a prison in Italy
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| Steve Jobs death has shaken apple right down to it's core.
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| Bill Kenwright has announced that due to the coin throwing in last Saturday's derby, David Moyes now has £3.76 to spend in the January transfer window....
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| Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.
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| The pervert wards of all Englands prisons will be watching England's match tonight, after Cappello announced both Young and Bent will be playing
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| Quote ="PrestonSaint"Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.'"
Now if you'd said 20 minutes from the end..............
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| Quote ="PrestonSaint"Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.'"
fair effort, you were only 40 minutes out
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| 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
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| Steve McBanana walks into his local Burger King and says "Give me two whoppers"
So the girl on the till says "O.K. England are going to win the 4 nations, and Michael McIlorum is international class"
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| This one from my daughter. Why did spock visit the toilet? He wanted to see the captains log
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| Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!
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| "What did one BlackBerry user say to the other BlackBerry user? Nothing.
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| A bloke goes into a Fancy Dress shop and the shop assistant holds out an England Rugby Union kit for him. He says no no i said i want to look like a count not a C.
Finish it yourselfs.
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| Quote ="Road To Nowhere"Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!'"
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| Quote ="Horatio Yed""What did one BlackBerry user say to the other BlackBerry user? Nothing.'"
Was walking in the Tesco entrance earlier, when I read their motto, 'Why Pay More?'
"Good point," I thought... "Asda it is then."
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| Everybody is raving about, 'The only way is Essex.'
Personally I prefer, 'The only way is Liverpool...'
Or Crimewatch as it's better known.
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