I tried a chicken one at an away game at Griffin Park.
It was oblong and a bit wobbly.
I bit off the corner and drank the contents.
Bloody awful ... but needs must when you're absolutely ravenous.

I got 95% too, and my wife thought she'd civilised me after ten years.

57% ... Must try harder

Best. Euphemism. Ever.

Centre-right northerner moi.

...and all those worms and other toxins killin ya.