Quote from the BBC site after Crusaders got beaten

"I confess to being absolutely seething," Noble said after the game. "I'm as cross as a cross man in a cross shop.

He's cross then!

He might be nailed to a cross when the RFL get hold of him

I like hot cross buns.

Pour boiling water into a burrow (not Rob Burrow, obviously) and you'll get plenty.

(The Life of) Brian plus crucifixtion.

I think I feel a song coming on

Ban him from Super League, ban the Cheating Crusaders as well while theyre at it.

NISUS WETTUS: Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #1: Yes.
NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #2: Yes.
NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
MR. CHEEKY: Ah, no. Freedom.
JAILER: Hmm?
NISUS: What?
MR. CHEEKY: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.
NISUS: Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.
MR. CHEEKY: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.
NISUS: Oh, ho ho.
MR. CHEEKY: Heh heh heh hehh.
NISUS: I see. Uh, very good. Very good. Well, out of the door. One--
MR. CHEEKY: Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door.
NISUS: Line on--
MR. CHEEKY: One cross each. Line on the left.
NISUS: Line on the left.
MR. CHEEKY: Heh heh.
NISUS: Yes. Thank you. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #4: Yes.
NISUS: Good.

Makes me laugh every time

What did the Romans ever do for us?

The Aquaduct?



Brilliant stuff!

"If you wanna' join US then you have to REALLY HATE the Romans!"

"I do hate them!"

"Oh yeah? How much?"

"......erm.....a lot?"

........"alright your in"

Quality

Although Brian will not be taking part in any terrorist action, because he has a bad back.

Are you The popular peoples front of Judea


or the Judeans popular peoples front ??