Just read on F.B. that campo out for 8 weeks

Must be true if it's on facebook

Did you "like" the post?

I don't "like" you.

What's Facebook?

Let me think. Ah, I know. It's a so called (anti) Social Network and the reason why half the population can't communicate effectively anymore.

Never thought that I would see it referenced on here in an attempt to kick-start a thread.

Big blow to you guys if true. Mind you we are talking facebook here and according to that Elvis was seen shopping down Preston rd yest

Maybe black Elvis

works security at tesco express, uh hu.

Campese in the squad for the game on Thursday.

So, none of the rumours were true:

He isn't in Oz
He isn't out for 8 weeks
He isn't on the moon
He hasn't joined the Moonies
He hasn't signed for Wigan/Saints/Wire/Cas/Leeds/Paramatta/Manley/Wakey/Man utd/Real Madrid *

*delete as required.

Unfortunately you always get some gullible folk who believe such stories and then post before perhaps waiting for some clarification.
You also have those like slammer or whatever they call themselves, who are just plain morons with nothing better to do than make up bitter and twisted stories.

Good job I read this, I was going on Friday.

Was at the kc watching Hull v Salford on Friday night in one of the sponsors boxes !!!!

I think you'll find that was the corpse of compo from the last of the summer wine. Mistake that's easily made

BRILL TOP OF THE CLASS FOR THAT ONE

No, no, no, no. That was me filling out the application form to be your new head coach. Pearson nearly bummed me out though on the basis that I haven't had a charisma bypass yet and I have proven motivational capability. You'll be pleased to know that my promise of significant financial investment was the clincher to get me through to the next round, though.

I've sold the old Nissan Cherry to this Hungarian immigrant worker for £90 so I'm well on target to cover the £500 I had to grease his sweaty palm with.

I heard he refused to play has he hadn't been fully paid.

Oh well, that'll be the reason then

I think it was the same for the 17 that put a kit on at Wigan, refused to play for some reason or another.

Common reason for withdrawing from the team, see Gareth Ellis for details. My window cleaner told me this weeks ago so it must be true.

Aye he's no Grahame Horne nowadays.

Indeed not, Horne turns out for his team most weeks.

World class.....

Sadly not, good honest pro who doesn't sit in the stands every week texting his accountant.