Got told by a very good source (ex player, same one who told me Withers and O`Hara signed weeks b4 announcement) that Big Joel is heading back to Aus as his bird has landed a excellent job, and we have "agreed" terms with Lopini on a 2 year deal on from the end of this season.
Feel free to bookmark this and prove me wrong if you like.
Like Mickey the guy is a wrecking ball, and deeply religious, but christianity is not practaced as much in Catalontia as it is predominantly Catholic, therefore he prefers a move to Britain.

FWIW the only connection people in Hull, (mainly west) have with religion is the missionary position!!!

You are utterly brilliant, sir.



I'll miss the Moobster though. Arriving as the highest paid forward at Brisbane Broncos, he's been terrific value. Bye Joel.



Has anyone done the "2 paeas in a pod" pun yet? You really should.

Aw cannot wait for two paeas in a pod nowt wrong with that position if the woman wants an easy night

Sorry but Catholicism is a Christian religion. Doubt that would be a good reason to move. If you had just said that he wanted to play alongside his brother it would be more believable.

I prefer the wheel barrow.

I was just in the process ofme two paeas

The wheelbarrow came in very useful for transporting sand for our garden last year

Roman Catholicism is not Christian, it is a satanically inspired counterfeit of Christianity that has deceived billions into worshipping a false Christ. If you really love Catholics, you will gently show them the Truth so that they can decide who they will believe: The Vatican's Catechism, or The Holy Bible.

Bet you're still picking it from your French knickers.

Nowt gets past you does it!

O la la

Go tell Paddy O`Flynn in county down, supping a pint of Guinness that he is a devout Christian and not a Catholic, I couldnt give two s about religion, I am athiest, but he will sign.

Apparently they wanted his foreskin off before he entered the church/mosque,. I know =#FF4000Edit-AS all bout religion, or the fact Paea worships the bible or a bar of soap, just got told that he is signing for us

I think I might become a Satanist, I reckon the hours will suit me better and I'd quite like one of those hats with horns on.

Would I still be a Christian though?

Alright alright keep ur hair jesus we believe u

Don't know.

Do you get to keep you foreskin if you're a Satanist?

I hope not, I just got Ms. Terrorist to cut it off with a fencing foil, on suttonrobin's advice, like flipping Zorro she was.

Ah well at least you'll have no trouble down at your local Church or Mosque anymore.

There could be some truth in this rumour, i got told the same thing a couple of weeks ago by an ex Kr player(i wonder if its the same one) but didnt know whether to believe him or not, he did say though that they had made the player a very good offer which would be very difficult to turn down.
if true it would be a fantastic signing as he is as you say, a wrecking ball.

Let's hope it's tru to be honest I do trust wat Sutton robin tells us seems to get a lot of things correct.

It's true, I just asked God, "God, there's talk of Lopini Paea coming to our club, If this isn't true, can you give me a sign?"

Not heard or seen anything to constitute a sign so I'd say it's pretty clear that Lopini is coming to worship at the Church of St Roger Millward.

Great player but with only 10 interchanges do him and his brother do enough minutes each to make it viable to have them both?

We're hoping to cheat the system by interchanging Lopini, Mickey and Con Meeks, hopefully the assistant ref will be too PC to dare suggest they all look alike, like tortoise and the hare.

I presume Joel is not leaving now but end of this season?

Home & Away or Neighbours?