HAVE HAD FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO HAVE NOT BEEN TO ROVERS FOR 30 YEARS BUT ARE INTERESTED ABOUT THIS GAME BECAUSE OF PROBABLE INCLUSION OF WILLIE MASON ASKING IF THIS GAME IS ALL TICKET OR PAY AT GATE. OBVIOUSLY WITH THE INCLUSION OF THE BIG MAN A FEW MORE THAN NORMAL MAY BE GOING SHOULD THEY BUY TICKET OR CHANCE IT ON THE DAY AT PAY AT GATE??

You won't be going so why do you ask?

They obviously not going to get tickets for East Stand are they would have thought it would have been all ticket, you will probably find out more towards the end of the week.

Order tickets online for all/any parts of the ground maybe?

BOLLOCKS OF COURSE I AM GOING

THIS IS ROVERS BIGGEST SIGNING IN HISTORY AND IN MY OPINION THE BIGGEST SIGNING BY ANY CLUB IN THIS CITY. I WOULD NOT MISS THIS AND NEITHER SHOULD ANYONE ELSE

Erm (and very interesting that after about two years of avoiding my provocations you should respond now) you will not be going because you are not actually a living breathing person.

Can everybody else just get on board with that now?

Yeah?

Good.

Now are we on about boarding a plane here




Course he is a real person he is getting married in june ya can't fake a wedding, just look for the black cab out side the ground

How very dare you

YES AND WILLIE MASON IS INVITED.

What to the ground or Ur wedding

Feck me, it's taken long enough, are we all with it now?

If not I will be forced to take drastic measures. I'll need GraftonRed (when he can be bothered to get in from the pub to help me with this, I can barely type for Pete's sake (why do we say that, not Pete's fault is it?) this is evident to help me but the cab man will be defeated.

In short.

Before I launch my "Catastrophic Campaign Of Devilment"; do we all agree that cab man et al, is/are a really rather rubbish figment of some rather poor posters from the wrong side of The Chocolate River's Tributary?

YES TO THE WEDDING PROBLEM IS WEDDING CLASHES WITH THUNDER SHARKS GAME SO PROBABLY WILL DECLINE INVITATION.

No I think he is real and that you are a big meanie.

Mm can see that as a bit of an issue think morgs will ave sumet to say bout it to

I've become rather fond of cabman over the last few days, and think he is even more harmless than good ol' Ginger. (In fact I think he may be MrSpice.)

Agree (

) with Roverwall. You're a rotten turkey twizzler.

God! You're not MrSpice. You're Gary!

So irritating that cab woman is still banned. She'd be flipping livid about this alleged wedding.

Sounds like a few people want a word with cabbie

.

Do you know who Gary is then

The only Gary I know is the snail in Spongebob Squarepants.

Reet.

Point one.

Ranga is my project. Was utterly terrible on first outing, that was my fault. Is now refined, and I've noticed that you women (this [iis[/i after all the one hundredth anniversary of International Women's day) have quite rightly taken a shine to her.

Point two; there is no cab man.-This not for you, it's for the gormclopie (plural, new, I like it) [ithat still can't[/i fecking get this.

Point three, eat battery chucks and your Waitrose ducks fo' sho' mo fo. See last unlabelled point, below.

The Skein see's you and we will exact our revenge.

I always thought you were one of those with the password

Mmm pmh project well I never how very dare you lol yeah I admit I was a bit of a twit when I first joined but my god I soon got my reins pulled in and now I look at posts in a mature way. Okay now and again I might talk cr@p that's just the way I am, love it on this board cos we can have a larf, and u are the funniest person I've ever come across, great stuff keep it up boyo.

Are you welsh? I reckon you must be Neil Kinnock.

Naff of its got nowt to do with you