To the Tune of 'Dont stop me now' by Queen

I'm a Ginger kid coming thru the ranks
On a collision course
I am as pale as fCUk I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
I look like James Webster yeah, Im as lu-cky as fCUk

I'm burning down the wing Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Welham right
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
Im guna score a sh*t loads of tries just for you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
Just gimme the ball don't stop me now
Ive got Foxy outside me just give me the ball
Don't stop me ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me (Yes I'm having a good time)
We know FC will win fCUk alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

WELHAM IS GOD - BE VERY AFRAID OF THE GINGER PRINCE

Racist

do you think it will catch on

LOVETHE GINGERS.COM

I've never Raced anyone..

Once the movement is in full swing I may remove the bag from my head.

WELHAM MASSIVE!!!

Take That - Back for good

I guess now it's time for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got Motu Tony sat beside me
Need a full back that wont it when a bomb goes up
Got a fist of pure emotion
Got a head of shattered dreams
Why did u leave us….why did u leave us all behind now

Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn't mean it
We want Briscoe back for good
We know we were wrong just tell me the price and I'll pay it
All our full backs are made of wood

Unaware but underlined I figured out this story
It wasn't good
But in the corner of your mind….You wanted rovers glory
AND that was SO meant to be
In the twist of separation you excelled at being free
You play for England…we should be hanging from a tree

Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn't mean it
we want Briscoe back for good
We know we were wrong just tell me the price and I'll pay it
we tried tony, hall and horne but they not us good

Briscoe n Cookie together, this time is forever
We'll be crying and forever we will be
So complete in our mess
We will never be this stupid again?

Whatever we said, whatever we did we didn't mean it
we want Briscoe back for good
We know we were wrong just tell me the price and I'll pay it
people say the board should resign…and we maybe should


I guess now it's time, that we ed off for good

just a Cookie & a Dobbo one and were sorted,



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