Was you allowed to eat the burger off a naked 21 year old virgin women? If not, you were robbed

I'm still having nightmares about paying that could have upscaled to a deluxe burger which I think meant it had onions on it but the loan didn't come through in time

Sympathetic, in every sense, write up in the Guardian - by Gavin Willacy I think.

Made me feel a bit better about things.

Sorry, doing links on my iPad is a pita.

[urlhttp://www.theguardian.com/sport/no-helmets-required/2015/sep/01/hull-kr-leeds-rhinos-challenge-cup-final[/url

I started this post and after all the replies I have to admit I did laugh when i saw the flags/banners on the A63.

God knows what their mams said when they found out their best sheets had gone missing though

lol

Or their over sized knickers.

They'd be classed as g-strings down Hessle Road