Just put a big massive Assem Allam poster up in a lovely gold frame.

Worm Spanner will go chicken oriental when she gets in.

Aw were u get that from Sandra just decorated bedroom that wud go great on our feature wall

What's the spanner/thing all about?

Why does lol show as

?

Pet names, very en vogue at the moment.



Because that's what it is?

It is, now.

At the time of posting it was, for some reason, a 'HKR king of kings' avatar?

That'll be Roofs.

Just got tickets to see Samuel L Jackson on Broadway. Excited.

You going to the Big Apple? fantastic,I love New York.
What is Jackson in?

Yeah, a week on Friday. Some of our best friends emigrated to Vancouver in 2008, we trty and meet up at least once a year, New York's about half way.

A play called "The Mountain Top", he plays Martin Luther King on his last day on earth, won The Olivier award last year as it had a London run.

You'll be there (NY) at the same time as Rovette. I'm staying here. Getting a Yankees cap though.

(kidding no-one

)

Last time we went I had Yankees tickets on hold for the old iconic stadium.

I rang Ms. Terrorist up to say; "I've got these fantastic tickets, it will be so New York going to Yankee Stadium on a Sunday, how cool is that?"

She replied; "Who are the Yankees?"

We didn't go.

Look...

iPhone issue?

There's a recurring theme here, does she actually keep you in the lab at the top secret facility "just outside Leicester?"

She's not your wife is she, she's your case worker.

Why/how would the iPhone do that? Impressive.

I have no idea, I'm just making it up.

Just eaten some really strong double Gloucester. Think I might be having a bit of an allergic reaction, my ears have gone a bit weird.

Sometimes on Mr Worm's Sony Ericsson the pictures get muddled up. Only last night Roversmad's avator was replaced by Darth Wall's. I thought someone was playing silly beggars trying to making it look as though I was accusing Darth Wall of being the Fair's Father Christmas.

Grafton Red became my Worm for a bit and I became Roofs' thing. All a bit startling.

You've got a worm?

I always knew something was a little askew.

Am worried about Mr Worm, again.

Got in from work and he's put a rather tacky picture of Mohamed Al-Fayed dressed as a pharaoh over my beautiful Jensen still life of flowers.



While I can see the ornate gilt frame does compliment his gold headress, it really is not in keeping with the new Moroccan tiles he's put behind them. I guess he's trying to enhance the North African theme, but it's tasteless to say the least.

I daren't say anything to him, though, because he obviously loves it. He keeps looking at it out of the corner of his eye and giggling proudly.

I think it's his way of reminding me of our holiday in Marrakesh when we were both delighted by the Moroccan King's picture being omnipresent in every commercial premise. It's a fantastic thing - the king when he came to power took a series of photos of himself in various appropriate and tongue-in-cheek poses, so his grateful subjects could promote their businesses via him. The King lying on a rug in the Carpet Souk, boarding a plane in the Travel Agents, peering over his spectacles in the Optitians, looking sombre behind his large desk in the Bank. I can't break it to him that it's not actually the King on our wall.

Wife/careworker...

Foreplay/inappropriate touching...

let's not get hung up on details.

I just put Constantine Mika into an internet anagram creator. I love him already:

Kinman Canoe Tits (relative of Nonce Jug Tits, which is practically an anagram of another Rovers favourite)
Satanic Nite Monk
Contaminate Sink
Animate Nonstick
Nickname Station
A Smack Intention
A Tank Omniscient
Amnesiac Nit Knot
Oatcake Mint Inns
Castanet Mink Ion
Maniac Kittens No
Anatomic Nest Ink
Maintain Sock Net
Stamina Conk Nite
Moist Canine Tank
Mace Nation Stink

I want this for christmas. www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/e72b/

I want this for christmas. www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/e72b/

Quote ="Mrs Barista"I just put Constantine Mika into an internet anagram creator. I love him already: Kinman Canoe Tits (relative of Nonce Jug Tits, which is practically an anagram of another Rovers favourite) Satanic Nite Monk Contaminate Sink Animate Nonstick Nickname Station A Smack Intention A Tank Omniscient Amnesiac Nit Knot Oatcake Mint Inns Castanet Mink Ion Maniac Kittens No Anatomic Nest Ink Maintain Sock Net Stamina Conk Nite Moist Canine Tank Mace Nation Stink'" This is upsetting. Did not know these things were available, the ruination of word play. Quote ="Anakin Skywalker"I want this for christmas. www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/e72b/'" If you find it on a European site that won't cost me one hundred dollars to import and were they'll likely steal all your money, I'll get you it. Recompense innit.

Quote ="Mrs Barista"I just put Constantine Mika into an internet anagram creator. I love him already: Kinman Canoe Tits (relative of Nonce Jug Tits, which is practically an anagram of another Rovers favourite) Satanic Nite Monk Contaminate Sink Animate Nonstick Nickname Station A Smack Intention A Tank Omniscient Amnesiac Nit Knot Oatcake Mint Inns Castanet Mink Ion Maniac Kittens No Anatomic Nest Ink Maintain Sock Net Stamina Conk Nite Moist Canine Tank Mace Nation Stink'" This is upsetting. Did not know these things were available, the ruination of word play. Quote ="Anakin Skywalker"I want this for christmas. www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/e72b/'" If you find it on a European site that won't cost me one hundred dollars to import and were they'll likely steal all your money, I'll get you it. Recompense innit.

Does Holby City ever end, jesus it's terrible.

Did a brilliant meat paste gag earlier, recipient didn't get it.

Don't be mean. You could arrange for it to be delivered to your hotel & bring it back with you.

Yeah.
And don't forget Sandra i'll be needing a transformer as well as it is 110V.