What's winners board?

Just fell off my bike.

Sorry, are you ok? <s>

Sorry.

You decided to get one after all, then? Is your car finally written off? Let's see a picture of your bike.

He wanted to still resemble a goose whilst riding, hence;

Either this:


or this, methinks:

Is the bike alright?

Well that is better than the last [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8535588/Man-breaks-leg-driving-into-tree-while-being-attacked-by-goose.htmlTIME[/url you got involved in biking.

Well, strictly speaking it wasn't my bike. It was my idiot neighbours. Hit a big patch of ice and had those cleat things on. Finished up going into a dry stone wall.

Don't think it's really for me, the last time I was on a bike was in San Francisco and a taxi driver knocked me off, proper cross I was, wanged me bike at him.

Silly Goose. You don't have much luck with machines designed to transport one's person, do you?

Any way, whilst we're on with the theme of asking each other how to use a computer, how do you do that trick where you turn a link into a word like what that Ramekin Skysorcerer did just up there.

No, got to take my undamaged car to a garage next week to prove that it's undamaged cos that woman's still trying to sue me for damage to her undamaged car.

Would it be better if me or [url=http://memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=52839dum-dum[/url answered that?

You find the web page you want to link to. For example [urlhttp://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/DERBY-Hull-KR-set-FC-home-advantage-Super-League/story-14455021-detail/story.html[/url, or whatever.

You go to the address bar and highlight all the gobbledygook in it, then right-click your mouse and copy all said gobbledygook.

In another tab on RLFans when you're writing your post click on the [uURL[/u box above the text area. You'll get this: [url[/url. In between the two brackets put your chosen text in, like this: [urlGolf Stand[/url.

After the l and before the of the first box insert an Equals sign like this: [url=.Golf Stand[/url. (Miss off the full stop, though.)

After the Equals sign paste your Gobbledygook from your chose website like this:
[url=wwwhtpGobbledygookGolf Stand[/url

Then you will have your beautiful link:

[url=http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/DERBY-Hull-KR-set-FC-home-advantage-Super-League/story-14455021-detail/story.htmlGolf Stand[/url.

I think I nearly understand, I'll try it next time I post a link.

True Blood series 4 starts Sunday, can't wait.

Grow up.

And he's weird looking that bloke. Got a head like a breeze block.

Got six layers lined up for tomorrow night. Bring it weather.

Radiators are mental hot in my house, sat at the bar table, thought "that's a strange smell?" trousers were about to catch fire, burnt me leg. Shouldn't concentrate so much whilst reading.

Sunzi, "The Art Of War" off into battle as a Chineese general by the end of the year.

What's a "bar table"?

This, in his kitchen. Bit of a rude picture - Skywalker might delete it.

All those dum-dums! With knobs on their heads!

I have 2 big Horse Chestnuts at the bottom of my garden. Always wanted to build a tree house pub around them.

Kind of a high thing with bar stools, our kitchen's quite big and we tend to spend a lot of time in there, but unless you sit at the table there isn't anywhere to sit so that goes next to the window.

But you knew that you pedantic wassock.

A fine red and white bromance.