God! You're not MrSpice. You're Gary!

So irritating that cab woman is still banned. She'd be flipping livid about this alleged wedding.

Sounds like a few people want a word with cabbie

.

Do you know who Gary is then

The only Gary I know is the snail in Spongebob Squarepants.

Reet.

Point one.

Ranga is my project. Was utterly terrible on first outing, that was my fault. Is now refined, and I've noticed that you women (this [iis[/i after all the one hundredth anniversary of International Women's day) have quite rightly taken a shine to her.

Point two; there is no cab man.-This not for you, it's for the gormclopie (plural, new, I like it) [ithat still can't[/i fecking get this.

Point three, eat battery chucks and your Waitrose ducks fo' sho' mo fo. See last unlabelled point, below.

The Skein see's you and we will exact our revenge.

I always thought you were one of those with the password

Mmm pmh project well I never how very dare you lol yeah I admit I was a bit of a twit when I first joined but my god I soon got my reins pulled in and now I look at posts in a mature way. Okay now and again I might talk cr@p that's just the way I am, love it on this board cos we can have a larf, and u are the funniest person I've ever come across, great stuff keep it up boyo.

Are you welsh? I reckon you must be Neil Kinnock.

Naff of its got nowt to do with you

Looks like they should buy you a keyboard without the shift key stuck down before they buy tickets.

I have come to the conclusion that pmh is in fact a real life version of the fictitious character "Adrian Mole" as created by Sue Townsend.


pmh, are you Adrian Mole?

And you call us fickle.

Now come on, there was page on page of the same when you signed Calderwood!

I was excited too t.b.h. Sometimes things don`t work out.
Anyhow better not harp on about an F.C. player on your board.

I'm fascinated to learn how you arrived at that conclusion...

Basically, you write like a woman posing as a 'man with a very bizarre outlook on the world', there's a compliment in there somewhere. Are you familiar with Mr Mole?

Yes, I think I liked it more when divoz tried to get everyone to call me Gyles Brandreth.

Wasn't Adrian Mole forever having a J. Arthur (used to live on Holderness Road) whilst musing about some richard called Pandora? Why wings would get well messed up with that, wouldn't be able to soar with The Skein.

I love your posts mate,its like entering the twilight zone.

Ade is much better suited than Gyles, He did have a thing with Mrs Braithwaite, she caused all sorts of problems in his loins.

Also had an avid fear of a Swan breaking his arm?

Your writing style is very familiar to that of Sue Townsend when she is writing as Adrian Mole, That said, I urge anyone who enjoys your posts to look our for said literature its a very good read.

Hmm, not [ireally[/i very flattering, was aiming for something a bit better than a woman writing about a hopeless pillock from the Midlands, although I do quite frequently reference Obergruppenführer Mild Rover.

That Yogi Bear song is utter shatpank by the way.

=#FF0000edit

Maybe it's just in my head that your both similar, although I can quite imagine you drafting a letter to various hierarchy with your disgust of today's youth and their lack of ability to pen a sentence correctly.


Has it been in your head since though?

It is a sad reflection on the Midlands than my first reaction is to point out that I'm not from there, rather than dispute the implication that I'm a pillock.

I read the early Mole books years back. My mum has read the more recent ones and tells me that the fictional Mr. Mole slipped on some swan metres from our old house near the canal.

I love his hatred of swans, just like pmh with his ducks.

www.scribd.com/doc/47829355/Mole-Cooks-His-Goose Ade.

www.scribd.com/doc/47829355/Mole-Cooks-His-Goose Ade.