Coming on the 3rd of April apparently, bigger than the franchise decision. Wonder what this might be?

Your trippleing your efforts to get in Sl next time round?

Steve O'Connor to be knighted.

The king is arriving from Brisbane.

I know we'll need experience but Wally Lewis is pushing on a bit!

Vin Diesel part owns the club with Ste O Connor.

Steve O Connor announces we have successfully cloned mammoths.

It's mother's day.

Lot's of mothers in Widnes.

Half price SL season tickets for all the mothers who support Widnes.

Merging with Crusaders after failing to receive a license!?

Quatto the mutant predicts a bright future for the Vikings and confirms Howser will become the key signing for 2012.

Open your mind Widnes......open your mind............

Get your ass to Mars.

Where's the woman with three tits? Is she endorsing the Viking ticket?

Hey! I've got five kids to feed . . . . .

Its been hammered on sky recently that film, i still watch it though even if ive seen it about 20 times.

three tits would be interesting, have you seen our logo btw?

Howsa's an aaasshuuule!

Brand new SL club for the 2012 season !

Cheap season tickets?

there will be a press conference confirming that Littlerich is in fact a lifelong secret widnes fan and has kemik bed sheets

And Kemik PJ's, Wallpaper and even more worrying a Kemik Blow up doll.

Widnes post profits of 3.5 million last season

You still banging on about that?

what could it be?????? i must know!!!!!

Huddersfield's biggest announcement since the dawn of man was their season ticket offer. Just saying.

Ste O'Connor has perfected faster than light travel and will be bringing in the best players from the magellanic clouds for next season

Steve O'Connor is expecting Nigel Wood's baby. Richard Lewis will buy the baby for £39,000 to add to his collection of Millionaire Babies he has in a cabinet at his volcanic lair outside Kippax.

End of thread surely.