seaman staines and roger the cabin boy were not charachters on captain pugwash

bob holness did not play saxaphone on gerry rafferty's baker street

master bates was not a character in the onedin line






and i am not a f*cking saints fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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.......and one in four myths are actually true

!!!!!

I have been misinformed then. Vikingman and Pepe (fountains of knowledge) claimed that you were. I can only go off expert opinions.

smashing

your a mentalist

Smashing

Urban myths:


Vikingman never starred in a hit German Gay Porn movie in the late 90's.

The town of Widnes doesn't stink like a sewage farm.

Leigh isn't just a minor part of wigan.

I never said he was a Saints fan. I said I can't actually figure out who the hell he supports.


Then again, I sometimes wonder about you too.

I think we should take littlerich to Blackpool with us and make him a special guest. He can soak up the atmosphere and bask in the glorious Widnesian Humor.

You can dress him up all in pink, put a long blonde wig on him and pretend he's your blow up doll. You'll get him in for free!

Just put him on you shoulders as you go though the turnstile, make him assume the position and open his mouth nice and wide and you'll easily get away with it!

Good idea, could also deck him out in Widnes gear and finally have done with converting him to a Widnes fan. He then wont have to pretend to support Halifax.

He supports Halifax?

Apparently so.

I've got to ask....


...What on earth is all this about?


Have you hit the bottle or something?

smashing

Are you alright, Mate?

He's lost it, i think we should ignore him for now.

Smashing thanks

Warrington are the only team never to have been relegated.

Thats a myth because Leeds have never been relegated either, however Leeds started out in the second division when they first split, and went up. So Warrington are the only team to have continually played in rugby leagues top flight.

What is your favourite brand of instant mashed potato?

either fishing for a wind up or being held hostage at your keyboard and smashing is your signal to someone for help.

Can't be the second one. Rumour has it Starbug enjoys being tied up and handcuffed of an evening. He is a masochism addict, which is why he spends so much time on the virtual terrace talking to ignorant s about their problems.

Could it be his safety word???

When Belle Vue Rangers dropped out of the league, a curse was placed on Warrington, so that they will never win the league again until we go back to black and white newsreel coverage of matches, ration books, unlimited tackles and a Belle Vue team is back in the top flight.