Merging with Crusaders after failing to receive a license!?

Quatto the mutant predicts a bright future for the Vikings and confirms Howser will become the key signing for 2012.

Open your mind Widnes......open your mind............

Get your ass to Mars.

Where's the woman with three tits? Is she endorsing the Viking ticket?

Hey! I've got five kids to feed . . . . .

Its been hammered on sky recently that film, i still watch it though even if ive seen it about 20 times.

three tits would be interesting, have you seen our logo btw?

Howsa's an aaasshuuule!

Brand new SL club for the 2012 season !

Cheap season tickets?

there will be a press conference confirming that Littlerich is in fact a lifelong secret widnes fan and has kemik bed sheets

And Kemik PJ's, Wallpaper and even more worrying a Kemik Blow up doll.

Widnes post profits of 3.5 million last season

You still banging on about that?

what could it be?????? i must know!!!!!

Huddersfield's biggest announcement since the dawn of man was their season ticket offer. Just saying.

Ste O'Connor has perfected faster than light travel and will be bringing in the best players from the magellanic clouds for next season

Steve O'Connor is expecting Nigel Wood's baby. Richard Lewis will buy the baby for £39,000 to add to his collection of Millionaire Babies he has in a cabinet at his volcanic lair outside Kippax.

End of thread surely.

That was more of a rambling post rather than anything of substance, the thread will remain open until rocking Roy speaks..

Stobart vans are invading Libya.

After his world tour of Sankey, Penketh, St Helens & Wire Jonny Rocco is returning home to finish his tour at the Stobart.

Now you're going too far. That's beyond our wildest dreams.

If Steve Carter's "rumour" is true then it's sad that Vikingman thinks this is bigger than getting a license itself. Where's yer priorities man? No one man is bigger than a club and don't forget, youth is the key in your eyes VM, not overpaid Aussie legends

There are certain people you can make exceptions for

of course youth is the key! but a team of 18 year olds who have never played top flight wouldnt last five minutes in superleague without the addition of some world class, experienced heads. and you know that full well Mr L Rich

No there aren't.

Ever.

Not even for Jesus.