I know they need to be positive on the official website, but whoever wrote that report is in cloud cuckoo land.

I have often wondered what ever happened to Comical Ali

I thought fantasy writer Sir Terry Pratchett died the other week! like most things at the club at the minute EMBARRASSING!

My favourite bits:

"Hull FC lose 6-20 in a disappointing derby affair with the loss of several key players, including captain Gareth Ellis and half back Marc Sneyd taking its toll." "Jamie Shaul returned to the Black and Whites line-up at full-back after three weeks out injured" anyone would think they want us to beleive we have injury problems



"Hull showed they were going into the game with a winning mentality in the early stages" yeah cos we just can't stop winning can we



"Five minutes before the end of the half a frantic burst of play with included fights, a chance at each end and a fantastic marauding run from Jamie Shaul only increased the intensity inside a packed KC Stadium." translates as: 'game got ugly and messy, which is right up our street so we looked semi-decent for 5mins'

"The Black and Whites came back after the interval with two good attacking sets" two good attacking sets, wow!



"The visitors added to their lead with Mantellato scoring a penalty but Lee Radford’s men showed no signs of giving up as they continued attacking in high spirits." if that's attacking with high spirits i'd hate to see us attack when we're feeling a bit down in the dumps!



"The second-half was a war attrition with Hull getting themselves into good positions but execution let them down in the key moments and the lack of half-back Marc Sneyd becoming evident." Sneyd may come good yet, but even Andrew Johns in his prime would have struggled to direct that rabble around the the park!

I think whoever wrote that must have been channelling Joseph Goebbels.

Whoever wrote that could get a job with the north Korean press association lol

This sounds like a different game... www.superleague.co.uk/report/11103

This sounds like a different game... www.superleague.co.uk/report/11103

Someone forgot to proofread it too, but besides that it's a joke of a report. I think Goebbels would have dismissed it as too much.

Plus no sign of Radfords book of excuses in the match report. Here's hoping he has done one.

It's not just the match report, which predictably is a work of semi-fiction. It's the other posts on the same day. Is this appropriate? "Sorry we were rubbish, but never mind. Lets have a laugh and a sing-song and give Gaz Ellis an extra £15 each".

The event isn't an issue; the timing makes me worry for our PR department.

Indeed, we all understand that the clubs marketing and retail staff have a job to do, and that is to sell product/events. But no doubt we'll be inundated with 'offers' for the club shop all week, and stories in the HDM about how well we are training, how the team are eager to put things right...the usual spin. A few days of the club keeping quiet wouldn't go amiss.

Doesn't our PR 'department' just consist of James Clark? No offence, as he obviously works damn hard and long hours, but this is perhaps why our match reporting and publicity is so one-dimensional.

When your winning PR is the easiest job in the world, when you have had an embarrassing defeat it becomes somewhat difficult. Its probably looking at bit one dimensional at the moment because an awful lot of turd polishing has been required. You can't expect the unvarnished truth for some of the recent "efforts"from Hull and you don't get it from any other club either.

At least our match reporting and publicity are mirroring the team then...

Is Mrs Barista supplementing her earnings by 'doing a guvvy' for the club

Certainly a 'challenging' read for long suffering hull fans who witnessed this one sided affair.

Quote ="Sit down, Waldo"This sounds like a different game... www.superleague.co.uk/report/11103'" Unfortunately a more correct assessment.

Quote ="Sit down, Waldo"This sounds like a different game... www.superleague.co.uk/report/11103'" Unfortunately a more correct assessment.

17 offloads?!

The Hull website and twitter feed are a constant source of embarrassment.

I did say more correct,not 100%.