I know how much we like a rumour thread on this board so here goes ...

As I stated on another thread ive heard we will have a scrum half by easter with seymour being shipped out , also we could be after another forward to replace Ben Galea who apparently cant settle .anyone heard anything along those lines ?

Homesick is he

Swap Dobson for Seymour.

I've heard from a source close to rovers, not that he knows bollox all about us... but he said that we have been trying to offload Seymour for months but he won't go.

I've been told galea isn't very popular because he keeps whistling red robin and won't learn the words to old faithful. Also been told that the reason seymour isn't being picked is because he won't show gentle the dirty piccies of his naughty wife that he has on his phone

I hope some people are not thick enough to think Im mean home sick when I say cant settle ?

Galeas got just over 6 months left here, im sure he'll tough it out on the rather large pay packet he gets

as for replacing, if he did go, id think we already have enough options without needing to recruit unless someone very good became available

We need to start a campaign to convince dr koukash that brett seymour is an amazing RL talent

A Seymour loan deal for this season is far more likely to happen than the deals he's been trying to broker.

No, noboby thinks that.

What about a press release saying 'Seymour Not For Sale At Any Price', followed by McRae ringing the good Doctor and saying that Seymour's desperate to join them because he likes shopping at the Trafford Centre?

I've heard we've put an offer to a half back in the NRL.

We're offering him a massive deal and we'll need Seymour, O'Meley and Galea wages to cover it.

Oh how I've missed the rumours/BS thread

So have I, there great.

I've heard Manu can't settle and wants to come back "home"

His words not mine!

thurston, although salford have doubled our offer and tempting him with a penthouse on salford quays, a speedboat and use of koolkash's private harem

Heard something today but dunno how true.

Supposedly were after dobson. He want's to come to us as he wants out. He's happy in hull and his family is settled also.

Hudgell suppose said he won't sell to us but will to someone else. Dobson supposedly said that he will reject approaches from other teams and is willing to play on dual reg or not play at all for remaining of his contract

I like that one, utter bollox but good.

I've heard this is true, as is the one that galea daren't go in the showers with anyone else in case they see the hull kr tattoo he has on his willy

I've heard that every rumour on here is correct.

Is that because he's come from a small club. May match in comparison

rumour has it that if he really likes you the tattoo reads hull kingston rovers, not just hull kr

Just hearing that KR are joint bottom ????????

Dont think we will add to the squad this season, Think we will go with what we have. Any targets will be for 2014