Or why should I pay more than you cheapskates

Exactly my point mate

Pay more for the best seats if you want one.

If you don't want to, then don't try and sneak in like a scrounger

Maybe you're the only one who's paid the full price.

What a laughable thread.

More annoyingly we have to move people out of our reserved seats pretty much every other home game.

Haven't they got seat squatting rights?

Someone's in your seat, ask them to move. It's that simple. If they don't then you aren't scary enough, ask one of the big boys or girls to ask them again.

If you've never tried to wangle yourself a better deal on something then you're a shiit Yorkshireman.

We've reserved seats in e8, few empty seats next to us, I couldn't give a rats who sits there, as long as there not sat in my seats, can't see the problem..

It's all about experience
You've got to be cheetah-like.
Scan the central savannah of empty West-stand padded seats bang on kick off time from W6 tunnel.
Confident nod at steward, head down, and aggressively accelerate with lethal force to your (self) appointed prey (seat).



Usually end up nearly sitting on AP's lap.

Well I never Wizeb you are the last person I would have had down as a west stand padded seat merchant.
More of a spit and sawdust east stand balls to you all kind of guy.
Unless you are taking the pish of course.

I aren't selling out Platey!!!
I am a plebeian but sometimes you have to study and educate yourself in the ways of the, 'keeping up with the Joneses.'
Especially if you want to beat them.

Thank goodness for that, I shall rest easy for the rest of the day in my smoking jacket,whilst sipping port in the blue room of my manor house.
Throw another east stander on the fire would you jeeves.

That explains why there are loads of prawn shells near my seat after half time.

Oh they move when I tell them.

It's not about getting a better deal its about being an ignorant sod and sitting in my seat.

Does it have 'Reserved for Robbo4' written on it?

And here we are try to attract new supporters to the club.

no funnily enough it has the seat number corresponding to my season pass. Not exactly rocket science is it.

Ah so your plan to attract new fans is to buy reserved seats and let random people sit in them on the off chance they are "new". Genius.

So you're more than happy with "Oh they move when I tell them", and if it's their first time at the ground, even better.

Did you somehow get the impression that means I threaten them? Like I said, genius.

Sounds threatening to me, genius.

"Oh they move when I ask them" not much better.

You must wander around quaking with fear. I feel bad for you.

Any new fan probably won't realise that the reserved section is in fact reserved. Would probably be a good idea to have signs up.

Thanks for your concern.

I know this may sound daft, but is there a need for reserved seating? I kniw everyone likes there spot but is it worth the extra cash and obvious hassle thats going on? Im unreserved and to be honest, I sit within 5-10 seats around me every week