Quote ="kinleycat"[uIf anyone has some old surgical/welding gear, half of TRB and half of Mopsey stuck together in a bit of a panto horse scenario, wouldn't be a bad thing.[/uMopsey although a bit of a dramatist and depresive usually has a kernel of sense to his rantings, while if TRB could see beyond his belief that ted isn't a catastrophe,'"
God help yer TRB massive bit of advice to you if this union between you and me dad comes off, choose the front part of the panto horse, though in your two's case it will be a donkey, me dads flatulence is unbelievable, its not the first time me mams kicked him out of bed for it when he's been on the beer and had a kebab