A bit of a different topic from all the exciting breaking RL news but,

Ashley Cole must be the biggest tool in the World of Sport right now.

I cant stand the smug get and cant wait until he suffers a massive fall from grace. Why the hell that piece from Girls Aloud stayed with him after he was caught boning that scrubber is beyond me.

Why the hell he would even do that with Cheryl Cole at home is beyond me. Idiot.

Variety is the spice of life and all that. Although personally I wouldn't cheat on Cheryl, maybe ask if one of her bandmates was aloud to join us.

Is this the best thread that we can come up with..We really are in trouble.

Been done for drunk and disorderly too, according to the SSN news ticker.

The reason for the thread is that it is reported that Cole was arrested and charged with being D&D in the early hours this morning.

He just cant keep himself under control can he.

What a complete drongo.

Who has claimed that this is the best thread we can come up with?

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maybe for the same reason Hugh Grant got a LA hooker to perform a sexual act on him when he was going out with Liz Hurley

maybe Cheryl does not do the biz in the bedroom

back on his arrest, if my missus was up a mountain then i would be larging it in town too,

Damn right. And didn't Michael Hutchence leave a supermodel for Paula Yates? The reason people dislike Ashley Cole is because he made it public that he left nal for 60 grand a week when they only offered him 55. I've nothing against him going out on the lash, but the guy is a tool.

Complete w*nker!

As well as?

Idiot.

I know that he was a mighty fine RL player (arguably GB's best ever).

I know that he looks after himself physically and always has done.

I know he is a successful RL coach and is highly respected within the game.

I know he is good friends with Simon Moran.

I know that he would banish all the bad cultures that have blighted WWRLFC for years and years and would do so within a short space of time.

Is that enough?

What does Cheryl do?

Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap.

Glad the smug c*** is looking likely to be facing a fall.

What, apart from battering cloakroom attendants? Good question.

The answer to that is simple; he is a bloke. Always on the sniff for fresh.

To find someone better than her, single, would be a herculean task, one beyond all men.

TBH, if I had that as a wife, I'd never go out.

The unbelievably heinous Cole incident is being discussed in the football chat thread, you can continue there if you want.