"Orgasmic play from Tomkins"

Hardaker in the style of Blakey from 'On the Buses' is saying " I'll get you Tomkins".

"It aint looking to good this is it Danny".

Danny Maguire 'S***, there isn't a support player I can just bring down'

Zak Hardaker 'I'm just going to stand here and have a strop'

McGuire "Maybe if i pluck one of his hairs from his head then maybe I can synthesize his DNA and unlock his secrets"

Zac feeling the urge as Sam dances by. Danny wants a piece of him too. Everybody wants a piece of him.

McGuire "I'll have to see if I can get this one hair framed, it's the only time I've got anywhere near him tonight!"

"there goes another rugby god!!"

'Is it a bird, is it a plane'........................................

Sam...."Catch me if you can, Leeds"....

I don't think I've ever seen someone come up with something genuinely funny in these 'caption competitions'

And before you start, this is nothing to do with the result last night, I'm just talking about them in general.

So don't read em Yarkshire....

McGuire saying to Hardaker:
Leave him to Brent Webb, Zack, he is way too fast for us.

Hardaker to the cheat - why didn't you bring him down before he got the ball like you usually do?

Sam: Ahh well, nice day for a stroll in the park, innit. Now where's me pie.... A, THERE! *starts running*

Hardaker "Danny I would tackle him but I just e myself at the thought........."

Mcguire, I'm fed up chasing him all night.

McGuire: Am I Wellens in disguise?