Please don't think I'm a miserable old Git, but how many times do you all consider it reasonable to go for a Pee/Pint during a game.
The reason I ask is because I felt like I'd had a session at the Gym last night, up and down like a bleedin' yo-yo, and the same person every time, do they ever see any of the match?
The Central Park rambling society was bad enough, but they could weave about, not like today'a all seater stadia.

Pee bags for everyone, proper bo'

Some people have medical conditions show some respect.

Busted!!!

Not me personally but still they may be going through hell. Though more likely just bladdered.

Why don't they have some consideration and take a seat on the end of the row then?

There was a bloke near us last year in the South Stand that was up EVERY ten minutes to get a pint. It was an absolute joke.

I'm not talking about getting up for a pint. I dont drink at games I dont see the point at all. Why get bladderred if you're not gonna know whats going on when you are?

To stop distrubing people around me during matches I had a colostomy bag fitted especially for game days.
Worked a treat until the Stains game last season when I had one pint too many and had a dicky tummy, the thing clean burst over the bloke in front of me.
Ive now restricted myself to no more than 9 pints before games and no more currys at least 24 hrs before games.

Did you ever consider a commode?

Yep tried that but it got full far too quickly and I spent a good 10 minutes trying to get in down the steps, which was damned hard work as it weighed a ton plus I spilled quite a bit of it too.
Plus the barstewards charged me for an extra seat...

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At the grand final one year we had a group of oldish hudds fans sat few seats down who was in and out every two mins for pi$$. Some guy blew his top and and had a go at them.

Halfway thru 2nd half the was horrible smell, at the end of the game one of the old guys walked out and his pants was soaking, he'd pi$$ed his pants coz he was afraid to walk past this guy!

That's awful. So why does it feel so wrong to be smiling at that.

You wouldn't be smiling if you could have smelt it!

Worst thing for him, he had White pants on

That's not funny, that's just bullying, awful.

To save his embarrassment everyone should have pee'd themselves then he wouldn't have been singled out... Poor sod, I know how he feels to have people mock. Pissyism ranks amongst racism and sexism for me...
Hang you heads in shame all ye that mock... Those first five minutes are great but as soon as the liquid (whatever it may be) starts to go cold, well it's blood awful I can tell you..

Correct it was bullying.

If he needs to pi$$ it's not his fault.

I bet it warmed him a little as it was a cold night.

This thread reminds me of a tale i was told by my step dad.

He was in the Sydney Cricket Ground watching the Aussies versus Sri Lanka. His mate came equipped with a GB RL top and was giving the Aussies stacks of abuse, which they of course were returning in kind.

After a few hours of supping pints in the blazing sun, a loud fart was heard by all in the vicinity.

My step dads mate was found guilty and then absolutely torn to shreds by everyone within a 50 yard radius and tried his hardest to deny it. For a short while the Aussie public believed him and he got away with it.

However...........

It was soon discovered that his mate had followed though in SPECTACULAR fashion. Due to the heat, the fact that he was sitting and the sheer ferociousness of the trump the number two had actually reached the back of his neck!!. The stain that ran up the entire length of his (previously) brilliant white Great Britain top was spotted and the fella has to run past about 2000 Aussies who laughed him out the crowd.

Best part was though that because of the smell, no Taxi drivers would pick him up. So he had to do the walk of shame for the 2 mile trip back to the Hotel.

Why do people get pee'd off about people wanting to get past them to go to the toilet or the bar? Thats inconsiderate if you ask me, its a public place FFS

I don't think anyone minds people going to the toilet or bar during the game. The point being made is there are some people who get up numerous times during a game. If they are in the centre of the block, it affects the people sitting down and those directly behind them as they stand up - before the return journey, when it all happens again. I was at the WCC this year, and sat on the end of a row. I must have had to stand up about 20-25 times during that game, to let people out and back in again, which was a pain, but nowt I can do about it.

It's a problem that we notice now, because of the seats, but in the good old days of terracing, you could slink out, (and possibly lose your place!), without anyone being disturbed.

I tend not to see the same amount of people getting up when I'm at the cinemas, watching a film for 2 hours, but I suppose that's because the people in there aren't going for a beer and then experiencing the after effects of a lot of beer consumed before and during a game.

I hope that's true. Genuine rofl.

I can assure it it is 100% true.

If anyone in here drinks in the Whelley Labour club, they will confirm it.