[uFull Back - Paul Wellens[/u



Capable of speeds of up to 0.05 miles per day. Speaks with that annoying Stains accent too. Hopes to spend GF prize money winnings on elocution lessons.

[uCentre - Frances Meli[/u



Still repudiating rumours that 23 of the worlds rarest insects have set up home on his head.

[uHooker - KFC[/u



Known to his team-mates as 9/11. Not for the way he terrorises opposition defences but the date on which he last washed his hair. Turned down lucrative sponsorship contracts with Colgate, Palmolive and Gillette as he has a cleanliness aversion.

[uUtility - James Roby[/u



Over-rated award winning bench warmer. Also known as "impact player" - as much use as a magic sponge this season.

[uProp - James Graham[/u



Former bit player on Muppet Show in the 1980's. A successful operation by Dr Bunsen Honeydew in the lab helped James pile on the pounds and he hasn't looked back since.

[uSecond Row - Paul Clough[/u



Simply, the lights are on but no-one is home.

[uScrum-Half - Sean Long[/u



Words are not needed.

[uStand Off - Leon Pryce[/u



Dangerous when on the attack. Just make sure you have adequate security if you happen to cop off with one of his mates girlfriends.

Genius post







Very accurate too!

Meli's a winger Supposedly



And where's Donkey from Shrek? I Mean Ade Gardner!



Please Edit!

You forget to mention all but one of the characters you mention above have at least One League Winners Medal. Can your lot say the same

Great comeback!!!!





ha ha ha, ho ho ho etc

Richards can
Gleeson Can
Tommy's got the Big one!
Fielden can
Feka can

Anyway, nice to see you've changed your view on Francis & Wello!

Riddell has an NRL minor premiership too, not too shabby!

That's 4, and I'm not even sure Feka can? Where did Gleeson win it by the way?!!! Who says i've changed my view on them?

Feka has a minor Premiership

Ahh that was the season the Bulldogs lost 37 points wasnt it?

Twas! Does that not count then?

Gleeson won a GF with You men in 2002 didn't he?

Yeah it does, however as we well know the Minor Premiership doesn't seem to count for a lot these days!

Indeed he did! Was replaced by a much superior model though!

That is awesome!

We are gonna beat the saints and play leeds in the final, come on Wigan, give us some more to shout about!

You're so right.

Maybe when I lose 75% of my intellectual capability, I'll revert to posting such drivvle in the interests of those who may be ar[is[/ied.

Don't you have a £100 bet to pay out at the weekend John?

you just get your cheque book and pen ready !!!

You forgot kyle eastmond

What you talking about ........

Come on!

I want Ade gardner on Abe!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear, somebody has trouble reading the whole sentence!

Mooster, dave. We arent out yet! Dont be getting too cocky, be hell for you should it backfire

Here you go

No No No No!



Now That's What I'm Talking about!



Or him going up for a High Ball in his dreams!