You saying he's a floppy willie?
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Listened to the game on GMR. Sounds like Willie was limp in the first half, briefly rose after half time only to go quickly limp again

At his best he reminds me of Viagra Tuigamala.

He drifts in and out of games quite alot, infact you could say that ...Wille comes and goes

I think he will rise to the occasion once past the semi.

sounded like a bit of a lazy lob tonight, just about popping up when in reality it was already over and dun wi'

Never really noticed him apart from when he scored.

Its not how big it is, its how you use it, and we're not using it right atm. Im expecting him to be used better next week and then we'll see a well oiled willie.

He was so out of breath at the end his head went purple.

"I've got a bigger willie in my pants" - Quality!