The other Five days he could go to Wigan.

You'd may be surprised but not that many Warrington lasses work in the fair town of Wigan.

If somone can tell me how we can fit him in a qouta/salary cap i'll discuss this further but seriously whoever started this rumour, FAIL.

how does everything turn to Warrington vs Wigan.

Both have their fare share of munters, just Wigan has a lot more.

If he did sign for Wire, I would be seriously worried if I was Wolfie!!

Can you imagine.. The whole of the Wigan End starts singing "Wolfie Wolfie show us your Ass" Joel wouldn't know where to look...

...this one is ripe for a modified Man Utd chant that they sing for Ji Sung Park

Joel, joel, whoever you may be........... I'll let you boys work on the rest

be they don't in his hoime country, he is the exception

there is another ji sung park chant though that is miles better, to the tune of 10 green bottles lol!

One of the best threads ever I'm in stitches here.

Joel Joel, I am very sure, that you had your balls licked by a lab-ra-dor.

Well it could be worse, you could be from Leeds, molesting cats with your anal beads.

Quite a warped sense of right and wrong you've got there sunshine.

i think he means its not like hes been doing drugs *ahem* Gareth Hock *ahem*

He'll certainly come when there's Peanut Butter involved...

That guy who has been banned for two years and has thus served his punishment?

Yup.

Do you. I think he means he thinks it's ok to be fellated by a dog.

Someone else who has seen Van Wilder: Freshman Year.

If he's that fond of dogs then the wolves should be right up his street - I am sure that they can fit him under the cap!

How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the..."

Who put a bee in your bonnet?

I meant he hasn't taken HGH or cocaine.
He hasn't glassed his wife
He didn't almost kill a man in the street after a drunken brawl
He hasn't fixed a fairly big playoff game.
Didn't even bet on a game

If all he ever does wrong in life is simulate oral sex with a dog. Then is practically a saint (double meaning intended).

**edit**
oh and hock got two years for taking drugs and he gets sacked and (I think) deregistered for his actions. Not really the same.

Is that another animal sex reference?

I'm assuming you're on about Jon Clarke there?

wtf???!!!

I've just honked all over my lunch. He's definitely one sick puppy.

I think the only way he would sign for Wire is if they also signed his dog as a 'ball boy'.

wanst really simulating though was he?.....

who fixed a play off game? and how do you know none of the above are true, did you mean he hasnt been found guilty of?

Yeah in fact clarke went to prison.
I was talking about cockayne kicking an unconsius man in the street.

they're all really bad far worse than joel monas

Yes he wasn't found guilty.

and aren't they investigating the cowboys fixing a game last year.

something about penalties

probably talking about cockayne!

Yep.... that one works OK