Luke Dorn is a Poacher

He wears a poachers hat

and when he sees the try line

He says I fancy that



(Tune - my old mans a dustman)

Very good, hope we will all be singing/hearing that on Sunday.

I think Luke Dorn is THE poacher.



Good to hear The Preacher on BBC London last night

Everyone do a little cockney dance like the one in oliver and that song will really take off

'AV'A BANANA!

Like it, PP.



Another couple of verses :-



Dorny is a cockney, he wears a cockney cap

Quins fans think he's awesome,

But Listy thinks he's crap..



Dorny is a legend, he plays for London Town,

He wears a ghastly Quins shirt,

But it doesn't get him down..



Dorny is a stand-off, the best you've ever seen,

He didn't like the Tigers,

He prefers the Harlequeens..



Anymore for anymore?

What after a few beers Sunday lunchtime

To the Seeker by the Who



They call him the poacher

He Poaches High and Low

Is this the Dorn of a new era?

Yeah, the darkest hours were just before Dorn!

This could go on forever

Yes it could, Snoopy!





Methinks the Dorn puns could run and run.

I've never said Dorn was crap. Paranoia at its highest once more on here

Mr Lister don't spoil a good song, it is poetic licence!

Luke Dorn is inferior

He wears an inferior hat

He's not as good as Scotty Hill

But some-clueless-Quins-fans can't see that



He can't unlock defences

Or organise coz he's sh*te

He plays for Harlequins

And some fans are never right

If he scores a hat-trick we could do a version of Born Free!

Utter genius Dave

Rubbish Listy. It doesn't scan.





(and he hasn't got an inferior hat).

He's not a cockney, he's not a legend, I don't know many who think he's "awesome" ....



And....



He's not the best stand off i've ever seen





But hey, don't let blind opinion get in the way of facts

And while we're here, I don't think Dan Stains woz God either

Doesn't scan though Dave. Must try harder!

Do you work in a supermarket?

No, I work in libraries Dave. (we have scanners though!)



BTW, I didn't think Dan woz God. My sig is a nod to DS' God-fearing tendencies.



Think he was popular at Halifax, judging by some comments I've had.

Nice try but I think the general idea is to get the words to fit the song.

You can't fit those words into a song? Please inform me which line you can't manage to comprehend and I will offer some phonetic assistance.