Next someone is going to say it's going to be cracking the flags on Saturday and the Quins are offering free beer - just to rub my face in it.

Nah - BEER!!! Don't you know it's free Pimms

my good fellow

I'm hoping that they turn up this time

Lets just wait and see

If I havent of made planned for Saturday night I could of gone to this work have given me Saturday off.

Glory supporter

Oh yeah I am 14 years counts for nothing

Just so people are aware:



So no extra time!

Erm, wouldn't there have to be extra time for the golden point to be scored?

Dont confuse him too much, he is only a ref...

stop complicatin things

Nope

If the scores are tied at full time it goes straight to extra point.

In previous years it was extra time then golden point

How do they score a point if they aren't playing? If they are playing and it is after 80 mins, how is it not extra time?

It is extra time, the only difference being that as soon as someone scores it is game over. Like the NRL.

Extra time is 2x 15 min halfs.

Golden point goes until a team socres a point which in theory could be as long as you want!

Which way will they play?

What would happen in a gale? Would one team have an unfair advantage of being able to pepper with dropgoals whereas the other has to drive for the line?

See, this is why we need rid of Cummings. That is as weak an explanation of the fact extra time apparently isn't extra time as you're ever likely to see.

It's time after the 80mins in which rugby league is played. Extra time. The refs can call it whatever they want. It will give old muffin top another reason to eat a biscuit.

They juggle penguins to decide which way they play. First to drop two penguins loses.

Then they play the spoons to see what shape ball they use as well. If the second player on the side that lost the penguin juggling drops a spoon then they use an oblique hexagonal prism shaped ball.

Are you applying for the role as Cummins replacement?

Well it depends. Shall we toss a salad to decide?

If it lands cucumber side up I'll apply, if it's spring onion I wont. I don't like spring onion, see...

There is a coin toss to determine which way the teams play.

Keep off the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TartrazineTartrazine[/url. You're scaring the sheep.

Spring onion won. Stuart is safe for now.

Unless we go best of three with a dwarf wrestling tie breaker should one of the tosses land orthogonally betwixt cucumber and spring onion?

Or even worse, the result comes out a radish, and then we all have to go paddling in dog food and walk past wolves with Shipham's paste smeared on our bottoms.

It's the only chance I'll ever have of growing an orange moustache, man! You can't expect me to throw away that chance!

still sounds like extra time to me!

And why woudn't it, seeing as it's time extra to the normal 80mins!

I personally feel we should call it Dave...