Did anyone else enjoy the little surprise that the LSV put on for us today - a free groping with every ticket! Can we expect such delights at every game! I did try to join the queue for the butch woman in the jack boots but got ushered to the nice boy with a glint in his eye - ah well, any kind of intimate contact is quite welcome these days!

Pfffffft, I missed out on the free grope

The mind Boggles

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Saw Frankie looking worried with the bloke in the marigolds and tub of margarine

It must be procedure that they do it every so often.

One put his hands [iin[/i my bag, which is a no, no. So more basic training required unfortunately.

I enjoyed my touch up (or pat down as they called it)

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I presume the next step for the LSV is a metal detector and the need to take your shoes off before walking through the turnstiles

33 stewards surrounding the pitch, not one sorting the traffic leaving the car parks.

It may have brought back disturbing memories for Frank of the butch lesbian stewardess from Toulouse!!

This is a very valid point - there always used to be two or three stewards, post game, at the T-junction by the Whistling Wren facilitating the quick and safe exit of vehicles from the car parks.
This needs to be immediately reinstated as it now takes far too long to get away after a game - and this is when we have a home gate of 3,000.
Another question - why can't the barriers on the gravel car park at the top end, adjacent to the athletic track, be opened up when the other car parks are clearly full. There used to be a steward controlling entry to this extra parking area which was also used for visiting supporters and team coaches.

Possibly because your departure would be through a residential area.Which is already full to start with.

Thats if you can get past the bus controlled automatic bollards

I was referring to the barrier that now prevents access to the gravel car parking area next to the athletic track - not the exit through the residential area.