Quote ="Logend"When you have Barry Hearn as the PDC chairman what do you expect this guy knows how to get the crowds in thats why snooker has turned too him. What does the RFL have a po-faced ar53hole in charge who doesn't know his ar53 from his elbow
Oh & that Sid Waddell is an absolute t1t
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Sid Wadell v Ray French ??
Sid Wadell v "Laurel & Stevo" ??
Wadell is a broadcast legend!!
[i“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.”
“That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!”
“He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed”
“Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter”
“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them”
“Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.”
“It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline”
“Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out”
“His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch”
“That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.”
“It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia.”
“His physiognomy is that of a weeping Madonna.”
“He's as cool as a prized marrow!”
“Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.”
“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”
“He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.”
“That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank”
“As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here.”
“He is as slick as minestrone soup”
“There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.”
“The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!”
“This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.”
“John Lowe is striding out like Alexander the Great conquering the Persians”
“There's only one word for that - magic darts!”
“Even Pythagarus would have trouble working out these angles”
“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.”
“Eat your heart out Harold Pinter, we've got drama with a capital D in Essex.”
“If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home.”
“Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured, whereas Bobby George is like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.”
“He's playing like Robin Hood in the Nottingham super league”
“The atmosphere is a cross between the Munich Beer Festival and the Coliseum when the Christians were on the menu.”
“Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis”[/i
A bit over the top Peawapp 
are you sure. 
