Heard on Radio Manchester last night that Thursday's game is in doubt as virtually the entire Widnes side has got swine flu, brought back to Cheshire after Toa Kohe-Love had a recent mid-season holiday in Mexico. When Paul Cullen was interviewed, he stated his surprise as he believed it was the first time that Toa has ever passed anything in his career.

Brilliant!

Qaulity Matt, you need a good sense of humour following Leigh Centurions, Leigh Genesis and Bolton Wanderers

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He's got a rash too

You deserve a medal Matt aswell as a sense of humour

i think your telling PORKIES

Stop it i'm CRACKling up

I DARE say the ref will make a Pigs Ear of things

He supports the TROTTERS as well???

All this joking is snout to do with me

I have it on good authority that Matt is telling porkies

You SWINE Matt



Read the topic thinking bugger , I've only just bought my ticket

Anyone haer about the big bad wolf...............





He went looking for the 3 little pigs and when he foound them he started off in his usual patter, "Little pig, Little pig, Let me come in", No no said the Little pig not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin, your not coming in, so the wolf tried again and said" Little pig, little pig let me come in, or Ill huff and Ill puff and blow your house down". To which the pig replied go away big bad wolf or Ill ****ing sneeze on you.

I'll fetch your coat

I thought it was funny

My swine flu test's has come back Ok

Ive not been to Mexico but have been with a few pigs in my time lol


Ill get my coat ?

I feared that i had Swine flu as i had come out in a rasher but the doctor said it would be fine and he gave me some Oinkment!!



Please fetch my coat

it must have started in the boars head

...and as they followed the footsteps from where the Woozel wasn't, Piglet trembled a little in case the Woozel was, or at least soon would be, because he was really a Very Small Animal. But then he squeezed Pooh's hand more tightly, and felt much better. 'I am really so lucky as to have a friend like Pooh Bear', thought Piglet, 'for he is brave and fearless and is a Much Bigger Animal than I, but he isn't bouncy like Tigger, or silly like Rabbit, or sad like Eeyone', and Piglet began to think that perhaps Pooh was the best friend in the whole world. And as they walked, Pooh looked down at Piglet, and thought to himself, 'if that pig sneezes I'll effin' kill him'.

Stick to the ironing.

Quality Matt