When can we pick the new swipe cards up, due to work i couldnt get to the game on Sunday so dont know if anything was mentioned.

Do we have to take an ID or anything to prove who we say we are.

Retina scan.

I thought it was a sperm sample and they do a taste test

Colon examination apparently, bring your own Marigolds

has the devices been fitted to the turnstiles that will enable the swipe cards to function.

didnt notice anything when i went through on sunday

wouldnt have thought so they are great on ideas but short on actual delivery

Allegedly the turnstile operative will just say "bleep" as you produce your card..... saves on installing any new technology.

Providing all goes well, it should be mid next week.

Are you working like a machine?? Have a break have a kwik krap

I knew there was something dodgy about that cup of coffee I was given this morning.

do you know when we can pick the swipe cards up

any contingency if the new software doesnt arrive or does not work

that would never happen,

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Thousands OF Rangers supporters were locked out of Ibrox before the start of the Scottish Premier League match with Dundee yesterday due to problems with the Smartcard system used by season ticket holders. Mechanical failure meant that fans trying to 'swipe' their way into the stadium were frustrated in their efforts. At the designated kick-off time of 3pm, vast expanses of empty seats could be seen in all four stands. The game finally started some 40 minutes late with 47,044 supporters in the ground - but it was worth the wait for the majority as Rangers ran out 3-0 winners.

I assume we will be picking tickets up for the Haven game then - ''providing all goes well'' doesn't bear well under the current track record

if all does not go well, then surely the club should have a plan to send the tickets out to people, i would hope so anyway. anyway as i am in a positive mood lets hope everything goes well.

Most 'swipe card' companies are buggers to deal with if you don't get 60,000 a week, trust me

Not swipe cards , bar code readers I was told

They've started letting you use the kitchen now have they

Depends on the company involved as there are a few firms that basically scrap for the stadium contracts, each with their own patented system.