If Dracula cant see his own reflection how come he has such a good parting ?

Did anybody ever believe David Vincent ?The Invaders

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Why do people not walk downstairs on escalaters when there is no one in front of them ?

Why do some stop at the bottom of an escalator stop dead then look left and right before having to be pushed out of the way ?

Why are Leigh's Bakers shops so much superior to you know where ?

Does the light go out when you close the door?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why aren’t numbers between 10 and 20 called onety one, onety two, etc?

How can Charlie be short for Charles when they both the same number of letters?

nearly choked reading that , never heard that one

Why do 'good square meals' usually come on round plates and yet round Pizza’s come in square boxes?

When people say “It’s the tourist season” does this mean its ok to shoot tourists?