Quote ="Tony Catsmith"
i dread to think what the seat cost would be on a coach to australia, or how long it would take.'"
Archie found an old golden oil lamp. After giving it a rub he was amazed to see a genie stood in front of him. The usual happened except as he was a particularly tight genie Archie got just the one wish.
Archies only son had recently emigrated to Australia, and as Archie was terrified of flying and suffered horrendous seasickness he expected to never see him again. So he wished for the genie to build him a motorway, just for him, direct from Latchford to Perth. The genie laughed and told Archie that his wish was ridiculous and impossible even for a genie. Archie was disappointed, but understood. So instead he asked if the genie could explain to him how a womans mind works.
The Genie considered this for several seconds before turning to Archie and saying "So, this motorway - two lanes or three?"
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