this is a dream i had last night

I dreamt i was watching wire v huddersfield at SWINTONS' ground? At half time giants came out in their away kit but wire came out in the giants home kit. Then an announcement came out that we had to pray for some ex giants player who had died but all the wire fans turned their backs to the players and started booing. When the pa finished all the wire fans left.

Put the lottery on for Wednesday...

...or

Try and predict it LIVE!

Ha ha, the amount of people that fell for that was unbelievable.

I had an odd 'un t'other night.
It began with a physical altercation with my cousin's ex's new fella, which ended with a video game-esque knockout (y'know, when every punch knocks a little bit of their 'health'). Next thing I know, he is spark out on the floor and I end up on a plane.
When I got off, I was in Belfast to watch Northern Ireland play at Windsor Park. I was in the 'Kop' End, with the main vociferus section of their support. They won 3-0, like, but loads of fans were leaving early. Anyhow, by the end of the match, the only people left in the stand were me and this lass I was with and a married couple three or four rows behind us.
We decided to leave at the final whistle, as all but everyone else was gone already and just outside the exit gates, we bumped into her friend. I asked them if they could direct me to the airport so that I could get home (If I didn't know my way to the airpot, how the chuff did I get there in the first place?). They did, but told me to keep my voice down, as my broad English accent could attract unwanted attention amongst certain sections of the community. We walked a few blocks together, then the three of us burst into a sprint down the street, apparently being chased by someone.The 'other' girl was about ten yards behind, but I turned around and she appeared to be safe and gaining ground. Then I caught a glimpse of the figure that was chasing us. Just a glimpse, mind. Suddenly, we were on a council estate that actually looked like one on Grasmere, which was very odd.
Without warning, the first lass ran into a house. Unsure who's house it was or why she entered, I felt I should go in, too, and I slammed the door behind me. A moment later, the other lass came in, followed by a domesticated dog. As I turned toward the kitchen to ask the first girl what was happening, my alarm woke me up.

Very odd indeed, but I suppose I just had a few things on my subconcious at the time.

i had a dream , i were on this website surrounded by a load of comedians, oh way up its true man.

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i dreamt last night that my missus was pushing me around tescos in a shopping trolley that kept getting bigger and bigger,i had to climb out of it onto the top of the shelves and climb back down the shelves,when i got back to floor level i was at least 3 feet taller than everyone else.
i had consumed no alcohol last night but had a couple of cheese crackers whilst watching the football,it appears davidstow extra mature is the new lsd

I get the feeling you think this when you are awake.

no i'm 6 feet tall,perfectly grounded and don't possess a superiority complex like you,i have simply backed up what i have said and some of you don't like it because it's been proved right.

Cheese is never a good option before sleep time, I had some really bad experiences after nibbling on a bit of cheese before bed

Lol How did I know you would react like that. Childs play

lol and how did i know you'd bite back,easy peasy